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February 20, 2011 10:54 PM

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By Diane Holloway

The appeal of writing for TV Worth Watching has always been the chance to steer readers to good shows -- and there are quite a few out there that are extraordinary. It feels like a noble calling.

This is not the easiest task in the wonderful world of TV criticism, mind you. Spinning out a snarky pan is a hundred times easier than trying to craft a cogent explanation of what makes a TV show worth watching. Anyone who has read my offerings here may remember some of my current favorites: The Good Wife, Southland, Dexter, Men of a Certain Age and Justified, just to name a handful.

Now that I have been playing by the implied rules of this website's name for two years, I figure it's OK to veer off path and spew. (Just a little.) It's no surprise to anyone that there are plenty of TV shows decidedly NOT worth watching -- and most of them comes neatly bunched in the loathsome reality genre.

I'm pretty much opposed to that entire assortment, mostly because the shows are the TV networks' excuse to air cheap stuff that requires little to no thought, writing or performance. But there have been exceptions. Before American Idol went to hell in Steven Tyler's personal handbasket, I enjoyed watching young singers shine. And before Dancing with the Stars decided to join the Tea Party by hiring Bristol Palin, I enjoyed that competition, too. No more.

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Just so I'm on the record (because inexplicably, people have asked!) about TV that's NOT worth watching, here are my most worthless programs.

Real Housewives, whether they're in Atlanta, Beverly Hills or Washington, D.C. They're all terrible, spoiled brats who ought to be ignored instead of celebri-fied. (Bravo, be ashamed.)

Jersey Shore, because anything with Snooki in it is vile. Plus, none of those tacky people has an actual name. It's like a kennel populated by semi-humans. Woof.

The Bachelor gets no pass from me even though Brad Womack owns a bunch of bars right here in Austin. The concept of a bunch of women begging a guy to marry them is just wretchedly condescending.

The Biggest Loser puts fat people on display and then tortures them, all in the name of ratings. If some of you find sobbing fat people inspiring, so be it, but I don't. Maybe this show will be pulled when someone actually dies on camera.

Anything (absolutely anything) that features a Kardashian of any persuasion. There's not an ounce of talent or appeal in the entire family of Kardashian women. I realize it's probably a "guy thing," but I haven't found a single guy who can explain to me what's to like about a Kardashian. I've tried to the point of embarrassment to understand, and now I quit.

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Toddlers & Tiaras makes me actually hate children, and that's not a good feeling. The truth of the matter is, the parents of these screaming beauty pageant contestants are worse than the kids and should be punished, not put on TV.

The Apprentice and I'm-Running-for-President Donald Trump are both pointless. Stupid and pointless. If Trump were as successful as he claims, he wouldn't be hosting a reality show on NBC.

Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy is pathetic on the surface. But the fact that it's on the History channel, which used to be my fallback, where I could always find something interesting and smart to watch, makes it despicable.

Fox News Channel, all of it all the time. Not worth watching unless you're a Tea Party fan looking for someone to vote for in the next presidential election.

OK, that's enough whining and griping for now. See, I told you it's a lot easier to be negative and snarky than to praise the worthy. But it feels good to get the nasty out of my system, so thanks for reading!

TV Spells Super Bowl E-X-C-E-S-S

February 2, 2011 12:39 AM

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By Diane Holloway

Unless you've been orbiting Earth for several months, you are no doubt aware that this is what we in America call Super Bowl Week. On television, it is a solid week of football-themed commercials and quips -- even on networks like CNN that do not telecast NFL games. Wolf Blitzer will pine for the Buffalo Bills at least once.

On Sunday, Feb. 6, Fox will spend an entire day and night hyping, showing and analyzing a game between the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers. (Witness the Fox Sports website excitement above.) And because this particular Super Bowl is taking place in Jerry Jones' wretched Cowboys Stadium here in Texas, we can expect even more excess than usual.

Now please do not assume that I am a woman who would rather shop or watch chick flicks than football. I happen to love football. I have nothing against Fox Sports, which does a fantastic job (unlike Fox News) and has much better technical wizardry than the other broadcast networks. And I'm not bitter because my team (the New England Patriots, not the Cowboys) did not make it to the final showdown.

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I just think The Super Bowl with its full-spectacle TV showcase has gotten way out of hand. On Sunday, Fox will begin the pre-game show at 2 p.m. ET. Kickoff is expected to be sometime around 6:25 ET. In the intervening 4.5 hours, we will be subjected to every weepy football story of the previous season, and we will see about 45 to 50 minutes of ads.

Granted the ads can be highly entertaining. Surveys show that an inordinate number of viewers -- 23 percent last year -- watch the Super Bowl specifically for the commercials. Some of the ads will be funny, I'll grant you that. Some will be high-tech and gasp-producing. But they're still pushing products, and after awhile, the pushing becomes exhausting.

As an oversized TV studio, Cowboys Stadium will look as gaudy and silly as ever. Viewers in regions of the country not subjected to Dallas Cowboys games all season may not have had the pleasure of witnessing the garish green carpet and the mammoth JumboTron. Trust me, it's ridiculous. The TV screen is so intrusive that kickers have kicked into it, and fans in the stadium seem in danger of having their eyes burned out when they look upon it. Watch the people in attendance on Sunday to see if they're looking at the players on the field -- or up at the mind-numbing screen looming overhead.

Once the game gets underway, I'm hoping to enjoy the Super Bowl. The blue-collar Packers and Steelers are both no-nonsense franchises that are the antithesis of the glamorous and overrated team in whose stadium they will play. The juxtaposition could be amusing. And Cowboys owner Jones, who predicted at the beginning of the season that his team would be playing in the Super Bowl at home (hah!), likely will be grimacing from his box.

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The halftime show, featuring The Black Eyed Peas, probably won't set off sirens the way Janet Jackson and others have done, but they'll take up enough time for home viewers to hit the buffet and mingle with their Super Bowl guests. (And yes, I'm having friends over. Some traditions never die.)

If tradition holds, Sunday night's game will be the highest-rated show of the season. The other networks will trot out reruns and reality shows, so as not to burn off first-run programming that nobody will see.

And as long as millions and millions and millions of viewers tune into the bloated TV extravaganza, the Super Bowl will continue with its excess. I wish it could just be a football game -- the season's two best teams knocking helmets and scoring touchdowns. Oh, well. I guess I'll buy more beer.

Is Midseason Full of Great Shows, or What?

January 16, 2011 8:29 PM

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By Diane Holloway

Not sure what's going on, but either midseason 2011 is serving up lots of good stuff or my TV standards have collapsed.

I choose to believe the former.

It's early in the new year, so there's still time for my optimism to go horribly wrong. I've gone slap-happy in the past. Still, in the dark of winter, it's nice to head toward the light. Right now, there is much to enjoy and much to anticipate.

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Here's why:

Shameless (Sundays on Showtime) -- Prime time has been littered with dysfunctional families for years, some in a good way and some not so much. Although I've only seen a smidgen of this new comedy/drama, I place my total faith in William H. Macy. If he's made a stinker, I've never seen it. His performances tend toward perfection, and this role, as a serious alcoholic trying to raise a family, looks to be yet another feather in his cap.

Lights Out (Tuesdays on FX) -- Yes, I know. Boxing is barbaric, not really a sport, and is nothing short of self-induced tragedy for those who choose to participate. Nevertheless, I've long been a fan of the sweet science, and, as far as I can tell, this is the first TV drama ever set in that tragically dramatic world. Holt McCallany [photo at top] stars as "Lights" Leary, a former heavyweight champ living on faded glory and enormous debt, caught between suburbia and gangland New Jersey. Great cast, great venue, great sense of place.

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Southland (Tuesdays on TNT) -- Loved it in the first season, love the second -- and not just because Austinite Ben McKenzie is one of the stars. The raw and gritty Los Angeles cop show is chock-full of edgy characters played by terrific, not-so-famous actors. McKenzie's seasoned partner, played by Michael Cudlitz, tops the list, and Regina King is masterful as a deeply caring officer in a squad seething with cynicism. To say these characters are flawed and human is a major understatement, but melodrama is, thankfully, kept at bay here.

Big Love (Sundays on HBO) -- It took me a long time to warm up to this series. While just about the entire critical kingdom was singing its praises, I was put off by the whole notion of a drama about polygamists. (Not sure why this was harder for me to handle than Dexter, about a serial killer.) But now, in its final season, I'm hooked on the saga of the seemingly normal Henricksons. Bill Paxton manages to make the patriarch in this family of many children and three "sister wives" sympathetic and intriguing. And set against the creepy, abusive extended family members living in the Juniper Creek compound, well, the suburban Henricksons really are normal. How will it end? I have no idea, but I'm guessing Bill, who was elected to Utah's state Senate, will not run for president.

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Harry's Law (Mondays on NBC, starting Jan. 17) -- It's about time. I've been having David E. Kelley withdrawal since the demise of Boston Legal two years ago. In the interest of full disclosure, I will tell you that I haven't seen anything of this new comedy-drama outside of the online preview, but I'm a devoted fan of Kelley's writing, so how bad can it be? Kathy Bates plays an attorney in Cincinnati, trying to start over with her own firm after getting fired from a bigger firm. We can undoubtedly expect outrageous humor, unrealistic situations and over-the-top characters -- all of which add up to good Kelley comedy-drama in my book.

The Chicago Code (Monday, Feb. 7 on Fox) -- Politics and police corruption in Chicago -- talk about a rich milieu. Bring it on! It doesn't hurt that the cast features top-notch actors such as Jason Clarke (on fire in Showtime's little-seen but terrific drama Brotherhood), Delroy Lindo and Matt Lauria. We've probably already reached the maximum number of cop dramas that should be on TV, but as long as they are well-written, well-acted and well-produced, I'll keep watching.

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Justified (Wednesday, Feb. 9 on FX) -- Talk about offbeat. The first installments of this show, about a U.S. Marshal in the backwoods of his home turf of Harlan, Kentucky, were amazing. Funny, violent and intriguing, the stories came spinning out like little independent films each week. Timothy Olyphant as hat-wearing hero Raylan Givens strides charmingly into every scene, but it's usually the villains who make this show shine. Walton Goggins as mercurial anti-hero Boyd Crowder leads the pack of sleazy bad guys from the hollers. Based on the character created by Elmore Leonard, this one's a keeper. Oh, and the upcoming second season is every bit as good as the first.

Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (Wednesday, Feb. 16 on CBS) -- So what if it's a spinoff that mimics the original? This drama about FBI behavioral analysts stars Forest Whitaker, arguably one of the most brilliant actors ever to work in television. His stint on The Shield was breathtaking, and it's hard to imagine he will not shine again. Janeane Garofalo co-stars, but we'll get over that.

Read More Books, Watch Less TV? The Best Laid Plans . . .

December 30, 2010 11:15 PM

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By Diane Holloway

No end-of-year ruminations for me. My farewell to TV 2010 is replaced by looking ahead to 2011. Isn't that what progressive, smart people are supposed to do?

I made lots of resolutions about TV when I ended my full-time TV critic job two years ago. I was going to read more books and watch less TV. I was going to give up TV entirely on at least four of the seven days of the week. And I was going to end my CNN obsession -- no more cable news blaring in the background during the day.

Well, surprise, surprise! I didn't keep very many of those resolutions. Last year I think I read four books, and I watched way too much TV. Granted, I didn't watch a single minute of anything I didn't want to watch. No more checking on reality shows just because they're popular and thus mandatory for a TV beat reporter to witness and write about.

I did end the background noise of CNN in my home office -- though only because Time Warner forced my hand. TW's increasingly awful digital technology in my little corner of Austin, Texas, has effectively cut me off from at least half of the channels that I pay $103 a month to "receive." The channels come, they go, they digitize, they go black, they post messages that say "unavailable at this time, try again later."

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If it weren't for Big Love [photo at right], Dexter, Southland and Men of a Certain Age [photo at top], I would toss that cable box into the backyard pool and laugh while it clunked to the bottom. I would shove the cumbersome remote control into the garbage disposal, and I would use that $103 a month to buy coats and sleeping bags for the homeless. Really, I would.

But I digress. Let's get back to looking ahead. In 2011, I really will read more books and watch less television. I have a list of books that I'm going to tackle and a list of TV shows I will avoid like the plague.

No more ABC on Sunday or Thursday nights (my cheap trash indulgence). No more Dateline or 48 Hours, no matter how juicy and grizzly the topics (more cheap trash). And no more TLC or Discovery. Both of those previously entertaining cable channels have fallen into an abyss of hoarders, tumors and Palins. Life's too short to even stumble over these things.

Also, I'm going to wage holy war on Time Warner! Every time one of the channels in my outrageously expensive lineup goes black or turns wiggly, I'm going to subtract dollars from the bill. No more passive acceptance of shoddy treatment. Phone calls and new equipment don't seem to help. But I bet withholding payment will.

One last look-ahead goal: I'm going to try to write more columns for TV Worth Watching. David Bianculli and Diane Werts were nice enough to give me this space, so I'm going to do my best to fill it more frequently. Yes, life and a real job often get in the way. But after all these years, I still love TV and cherish the opportunity to write about it.

So, happy 2011, fellow couch spuds! See you soon.

Spicy Sidekicks Make TV Tasty

November 22, 2010 9:15 PM

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By Diane Holloway

Sidekicks, second bananas, supporting players. Whatever you want to call them, they have been the spice and reason-to-watch TV for a long, long time.

From Chester on Gunsmoke to Frasier on Cheers to Niles on Frasier to Landry on Friday Night Lights, sidekicks have made casts pop in brilliant and sometimes unexpected ways.

I have a couple of favorites right now -- Garcia on Criminal Minds and Kalinda on The Good Wife. Without these two characters, their respective shows would be much less interesting and a lot more, well, drab.

The key to successful sidekicks, in my opinion, is small doses. Keep viewers wanting and guessing, and we'll stay tuned. Most of them would be disastrous as lead characters (with the notable exception of Frasier). But they are exquisite in accent roles. They provide spark and balance without overwhelming either the show or the stars.

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Let's start with Penelope Garcia, the computer genius with the Technicolor hair, cat's-eye glasses and crazy jewelry -- played to perfection by Kirsten Vangsness, a relative unknown except in California's avant-garde theater world. Garcia is not just for comic relief any more. She provides a ray of sunshine in this otherwise excellent but exceedingly dark crime drama.

Perched at her computer, Garcia speed-taps her way to complicated answers to impossible questions from the oh-so-serious profiler team. "This is the office of the all-knowing. How may I be of assistance?" she frequently chirps when super-grim Hotch calls about the latest disemboweling or decapitation case. She has a special relationship with Morgan, who calls her "baby girl" and "sweet cheeks," but mostly she maintains her genius-little-sister status.

Over the years we've gotten a bit of Garcia's backstory: Garcia is her stepfather's last name, which is why she's not the slightest bit Hispanic, and both of her parents were killed in a car accident. She dropped out of Cal Tech and became a self-taught computer genius/hacker, which is why she was recruited by the FBI to be a special agent/technical analyst.

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Against the backdrop of heinous crimes and gray suits, Garcia is an explosion of quick wit and color. In one episode, she convinced Hotch to let her fill in for the departed JJ as the communications liaison. She wore a conservative suit, a nearly unrecognizable hairdo (sleek and plain), and contact lenses. Neither the job nor the look suited her, and by the end of the hour, she was back in hippie garb and rhinestone glasses.

While her colleagues deal with the horrors of murder and torture with little emotion, Garcia responds to evil the way most of us would -- with tears and/or denial. She avoids the gruesome debriefings and focuses on providing facts and info. She surrounds her little workstation with toys and knickknacks to offset the blood and guts of the cases.

Occasionally the writers have focused on Garcia. She was shot in a shocker episode in Season 3, and recently she was seen starring in a community theater production -- and looking quite glamorous.

But mostly Garcia is where she is meant to be, peering into her computer, typing furiously and firing off one-liners with lightning speed. You never know from week to week what color her hair will be, which is just a tiny part of the fun we have with Penelope Garcia.

Meanwhile, over on The Good Wife, Kalinda Sharma has become one of the series' main mysteries, while continuing to maintain her sidekick status.

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Played by Emmy winner Archie Panjabi, a British actor best known for Bend It Like Beckham and East Is East, Kalinda fairly slithers through storylines as the law firm's in-house private investigator. In a powerhouse cast that includes Julianna Margulies, Christine Baranski, Christopher Noth and Josh Charles, Panjabi stands out -- and not just because of her smoldering beauty.

Last season, Kalinda established herself as Alicia's loyal ally and a hard-as-nails investigator. We know that she once worked for Alicia's husband, Peter, but was fired by him. This season, when Alicia's firm merged with another firm and competing investigator Blake came on board, Kalinda's mysterious past moved to the forefront. Blake calls her by a different name (Leela), and hints at a scandalous past with possible connections to scandals in the present.

Kalinda is sexy, but we don't know if she is gay or straight sexy -- yet another part of her mystery. She has had sexy encounters with a male cop, and it was recently revealed that she had a long-term relationship with a woman. But is Kalinda cold enough to be using her sexuality, gay or straight, for devious rather than romantic reasons? We don't know. And the writers seem hellbent on teasing us about her mercilessly. In a show filled with mystery, the sidekick mystery stands out.

I bet you have a favorite sidekick, no? If so, feel free to share. Personal TV passions are always juicier that way.

November sweeps: No more political ads!

November 7, 2010 2:06 PM

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By Diane Holloway

At long last, TV is worth watching again! Not because we're in a November sweeps that's packed with fabulous programming, but because the midterm elections are over and the tsunami (how many times did you hear that word during election-night coverage?) of horrible political ads has receded. Finally.

I don't know about your neck of the woods, but Texas had some of the meanest, nastiest ads I've ever seen. And to make matters worse, the production values were as low as the messages. You'd think with the millions and millions of dollars pumped into TV ads that we could get better quality. But you'd be wrong.

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Anyway, TV is cleaner and safer now, so maybe it's time to see what's happening on series and specials this November. But first we must stipulate that sweeps -- the months when networks and local stations try to pump up programming and thus viewership in order to set higher ad rates -- aren't what they used to be in the broadcast networks' heyday.

The big, sweeping, wildly expensive miniseries are a thing of the past. And even regular series' big plot twists -- births, deaths, weddings -- don't happen as much now. That's because we're deep into the reality era. And that means it's entirely likely that the highest-rated show this November will be the finale of Dancing with the Stars (Nov. 22-23 on ABC). If Bristol Palin [photo at right] is in contention and Sarah Palin is in the audience, it's going to be a blockbuster/freak show of epic proportions.

Outside of primetime, look for Oprah to score big with Monday's show (Nov. 8), featuring Michael Jackson's parents and children. George W. Bush will be hawking his memoirs on Tuesday's Oprah. But I'm betting it won't get the eyeballs the Jackson clan will bring.

This could be a history-making sweeps in which Jon Stewart beats both Jay Leno and David Letterman in late-night ratings. I'm pretty sure Stewart didn't stage his Rally to Restore Sanity in Washington just to pump up his November ratings, but it certainly got him off to a roaring start last week.

The level of plot twists on network series so far hasn't risen above Teri Hatcher's character on Desperate Housewives starring in web porn to bolster her family's sagging income -- and thus allowing Hatcher to bounce around in tiny pieces of lingerie. Not exactly "Who Shot J.R.?"

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On a happier note (and falling into the possible category of stuff "worth watching"), guest stars are still the rage in sweeps.

Michael J. Fox has an Emmy-worthy spot on Tuesday's The Good Wife (Nov. 9 on CBS), as an attorney who uses his handicap to sympathetic advantage with juries [photo at top]. On Thursday, we Mad Men fanatics can look forward to John Slattery making an appearance on NBC's 30 Rock.

And Fox's Glee has arguably the biggest guest-star buzz, with Gwyneth Paltrow set to warble on Nov. 16 [photo at left] and Carol Burnett popping into the cast Nov. 23 (as Sue Sylvester's mom!). Say what you will about the occasional sappiness of this show, it sure is a magnet for guest talent. Everybody seems to want to be on it.

Speaking of music, ABC has a couple of awards show that usually generate more publicity than ratings: the CMA Awards airs Wednesday (Nov. 10), with the American Music Awards Nov. 21.

It's not shaping up to be a breathtaking sweeps month, as you can see. But at least all those vicious ads shouting that so-and-so is a "liar," a "liberal" or a "wack job" (no, I'm not making up any of those) are gone -- for now. Stay tuned for an endless lead-up to the 2012 elections.

Who Needs Halloween? TV Has Its Own Terrors

October 13, 2010 12:49 AM

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By Diane Holloway

Aaaah, October. No more sizzling heat, but it's not yet freezing cold. Fall, with its crisp temperatures and new TV episodes, is my favorite time of the year.

In honor of lengthening shadows and Austin's favorite holiday (Halloween), I am pleased to present The 10 Scariest Things on TV:

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1. Michael Bolton's dancing on Dancing with the Stars -- Maybe not quite as bad as Tucker Carlson a few seasons ago, but truly a chilling performance to watch.

2. Michael Bolton's snit with Judge Bruno on Dancing with the Stars -- Oh, please. Why does Bolton think he deserves "respect" for his dancing? And why is the gravel-voiced singer, who never smiles, so flat-out creepy?

3. Betty Draper "mothering" daughter Sally on Mad Men -- Slapping the poor girl, constantly blowing smoke in her face and showing as much warmth as a Popsicle makes Betty unforgivably evil. I don't care if she had an unhappy childhood herself. No excuse for terrifying her own daughter.

4. Jimmy Smits in Outlaw -- Oh, dear, oh, dear. This is not a role or a show worthy of this fine actor. Remember L.A. Law, The West Wing, his villain on Dexter -- hell, even Cane? I rest my case. A gambling, womanizing former Supreme Court justice is a scary addition to an otherwise impressive resume.

5. Glenn Beck -- Anywhere, any time. This one requires no further explanation. He's just plain scary.

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6. Jimmy Johnson shirtless on Survivor -- He's gone now, but the image lingers. Wonder how the Dallas Cowboys feel about their former coach insisting that starring in a reality show was the hardest thing he's ever done?

7. Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View (and Good Morning America) -- She's the Sarah Palin of television: pretty but empty-headed, frequently incredibly annoying, and all over the place.

8. Jersey Shore -- MTV's eye-popping spectacle is the culmination of viewers' apparent fascination with white trash, from housewives who crash White House parties to the tattoo-obsessed denizens of Miami and Los Angeles, to bounty hunters and pro wrestlers. This is the cesspool that gave us Snooki and The Situation, and it is thus knee-knocking scary.

9. Women (and maybe some men) with completely immobile faces -- Like Marcia Cross on Desperate Housewives. Whether she is crying or laughing, poor Bree's doll-like forehead remains paralyzed. Her expression is something of a concrete mask, like Chuckie. Why do actors (and increasingly more everyday others) do this to themselves?

10. The fact that Medium and Cops are still on the air -- The networks talk about the stiff competition every development season and the tough task programmers face in selecting new shows for the fall schedule unveilings in May. Seriously? There isn't something better for these spots? If not, that's really scary.

Fall TV: Still waiting to be amazed

October 3, 2010 9:20 PM

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By Diane Holloway

Am I just grumpier in the fall of 2010, or is the new TV season pretty darn lame? It's October, and I'm still waiting to be thrilled by either a new show or a returning show.

It's not as if I don't like any new shows. I enjoyed Blue Bloods and Raising Hope, as mentioned previously, and I have now seen a couple more good newcomers: Detroit 1-8-7 and Law & Order: Los Angeles. But I'm not counting the hours until the next week's episodes.

HBO's critically adored Atlantic City crime saga Boardwalk Empire didn't thrill me the way I had hoped. There's something a bit off, maybe even unbelievable, about Steve Buscemi in the lead role. Maybe it's that high-pitched, nasal voice. I know my colleagues are probably rolling their eyes at me right now for not being smart enough to appreciate this gorgeous-looking period piece, but there you have it. I'm not a fan of this new HBO offering, at least not yet.

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And although I've long been a huge fan of FX series, I was completely unimpressed with Terriers [photo at right]. Two down-and-out private eyes? Seriously? Hasn't that been done to death? And unlike most FX original offerings (Nip/Tuck, The Shield, Rescue Me, just to name three), this newcomer has no edge and zero wow factor. It's just ordinary.

Among returning series, CBS's The Good Wife [photo at top] has had the most impressive season opener. This legal drama/crime show remains first-rate, with lots of suspense, juicy intrigue and fine acting, especially from Julianna Margulies and Chris Noth.

As creepy procedurals go, Criminal Minds on CBS appears ready to live up to its high standard, although the opener spent way too much time on a weepy farewell to profiler JJ. Whatever, dudes. She's gone; there are plenty of other characters left. Get over it.

Throughout the reality onslaught, the only two guilty pleasures for me have been American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. But those could both bite the dust on my viewing schedule. I just can't bring myself to watch Dancing until Bristol Palin is voted off and her mother has left the building. (Although I deeply enjoyed reading about Michael Bolton's snit with Bruno and the Sarah Palin boo scandal. Priceless. Wish I had seen them.)

Unless new judges Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez turn out to be a stunning surprise, Idol won't get my vote this season, either. The launching pad for fabulous warblers probably has outlived its welcome and should just go away. The thrill is gone, folks, and I don't see it coming back -- unless another Adam Lambert is on the horizon.

Several people -- including Miss Better or Werts herself (Diane Werts) -- have reminded me that lots of shows are set in Texas this season. But they're all mundane, with the ringing exception of Friday Night Lights. That one is in a league by itself. Texas-based newbies Chase, The Good Guys, Lone Star (which is already gone) and My Generation (ditto) have been far from fabulous, either in writing or execution.

Does the lame fall season mean that midseason will be loaded with TV Worth Watching? For the sake of this web site, I hope so.

And for the sake of my personal TV-watching pleasure, I hope so.

Sigh . . .

Selleck's 'Blue Bloods' Oozes NYC Cops Atmosphere

September 23, 2010 12:11 PM

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By Diane Holloway

The last show I expected to like in the big batch of fall newbies was a cop show starring Tom Selleck. Magnum back on TV again? Seriously?

But Blue Bloods (premiering on CBS Friday at 10 p.m. ET) had me seduced in its dark and moody opening scenes, which juxtaposed a multi-generation family of law enforcers, sprucing up for a New York Police Academy graduation, with the chilling abduction of a little girl on a cold gray street.

And within a few minutes, it became abundantly clear that this series was not going to join the throngs of procedural cop dramas that already (over-)populate the network TV airwaves. Clearly, Blue Bloods is a character drama that features a sterling cast. Selleck is the patriarch, but in the pilot at least, he's not the star because this promises to be a true ensemble.

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With his trademark bushy moustache (apparently there was some indecision about the famous lip), Selleck plays Frank Reagan, New York City Police Commissioner and head of the Reagan family. Donnie Wahlberg plays his hard-nosed cop son Danny. In the pilot, Wahlberg carries the storyline for the abducted girl and does so with total credibility. The case itself is solved way too whimsically, but the focus of the pilot is to introduce all of the major characters -- and that's a challenge.

The most intriguing character in the opener is younger son Jamie, played by American Dreams alum Will Estes. It is his Academy graduation the Reagan family is attending, and although he professes pride in following in his father and brother's footsteps, his blank-to-fearful face says otherwise. A fresh Harvard Law grad, Jamie seems duty-bound to be filling the rubber-soled shoes of another "blue" brother who recently died in the line of duty.

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Rounding out the main cast are veteran stage and film actor Len Cariou, as Frank's father Henry (who also was Police Commissioner years ago); Bridget Moynahan as Frank's daughter Erin, a newly divorced assistant district attorney who isn't thrilled with Danny's occasional law-bending; and Amy Carlson as Danny's wife.

And, of course, New York City is a major star. All of my favorite TV shows have a distinctive sense of place. Like Dick Wolf's original Law & Order, this newcomer oozes atmosphere. From the many exterior scenes (and yes, the show is shot in New York) to the New York-themed music, the Big Apple is front and center. Did I mention that Frank Sinatra sings quite a bit? Well, he does.

Did I also mention that Blue Bloods was created by former Sopranos writers Mitchell Burgess and Robin Green? They wrote the pilot. Not without a few slip-ups (like the easy solution to Danny's case), the first episode nonetheless imparts an impressive sense of character, place and, importantly, potential.

A couple of intriguing storylines are left dangling: Jamie appears to be heading into an internal departmental investigation of a secret (and possibly corrupt) society within the NYPD, and straight-arrow Frank just might have a girlfriend on the side.

With an ensemble this large and diverse -- not to mention well-acted and well-written -- Blue Bloods has so many ripe possibilities. When I reminded myself that CBS has slapped it on the Friday-night schedule, I was a bit worried. But drama fans tend to take full advantage of their DVRs, and some of us are used to Friday night appointment viewing, thanks to Friday Night Lights.

I'm not sure I can compare Blue Bloods to Hill Street Blues, as network promos have done. But it certainly saves the cop genre from being suffocated by the current wave of procedurals.

Can You Really Judge the New Fall Shows Without Even Watching Them?

September 1, 2010 11:58 AM

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By Diane Holloway

As promised a few weeks ago, when I pre-judged most of the fall series based on press releases rather than actual previews, I am now ready to announce my track record. I have seen the available major network pilots, and I'm ready to confess.

My biggest surprise? Two sitcoms were my favorite new shows! Nobody is more surprised about this than I am. For several years now I have hated network sitcoms (OK, I liked Emmy-winner Modern Family.) But out of all of the fall shows I've seen so far, Fox's Raising Hope and Running Wilde rank right at the top. I laughed so hard I scared Gus the Wonder Dog right off the couch. And paired with Glee on Tuesday nights, there's a reasonable chance for success.

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Raising Hope continues Emmy-winning creator/producer Greg Garcia's genius for comedy in a white trash setting. With the karma of My Name Is Earl now a distant memory, his newcomer focuses on the Chance family and the unexpected baby that doofus Jimmy (Lucas Neff) brings home after his pregnant girlfriend gives birth in jail. Jimmy's dirt-poor parents (Martha Plimpton and Garret Dillahunt) have little parental knowledge to share, and a seriously demented grandmother (Cloris Leachman) wanders through the chaos in her underwear. Definitely cartoonish characters and lots of slapstick situations, but good for a few bellylaughs.

Running Wilde doesn't come close to the fabulous lunacy of Arrested Development (from the same creative team), but it's a thigh-slapper, too. Will Arnett, who can do no wrong in my book, co-stars with Keri Russell in an odd-couple romance that pairs two people of ridiculous extremes. Will Arnett plays filthy-rich playboy Steven Wilde, who sets his sights on winning over his childhood sweetheart, Emmy (Russell), a bleeding-heart do-gooder who is the daughter of one of the Wilde family's housekeepers.

The unlikely couple is brought together when Wilde's oil company trashes the rainforest habitat in the Amazon where Emmy has been helping the tribe. Wilde finds an ally in his romantic pursuit in Emmy's 12-year-old daughter, Puddle (Stefania Owen), who prefers rich civilization to her life of roughing-it in the jungle. Trust me, it's funnier than it sounds, and Arnett can spin anything mildly amusing into hilarity.

As for Fox's other newcomer, the Texas-based sudser Lone Star, I was unimpressed. Although I'm happy to see that Adrienne Palicki (Friday Night Lights) is getting more work, the show about a man leading a double life just falls flat. It's possible the pilot just did a lousy job of introducing the cast and the concept, but I doubt it. Serialized melodramas have to whinny right out of the gate, and this one doesn't even snort.

Watching CBS's Hawaii Five-O and The Defenders did not change my prediction that both shows would be awful. They were, especially the ridiculous Vegas-set Defenders with Jim Belushi and Jerry O'Connell as a couple of sleazy casino-loving lawyers. Skin-crawlingly bad. And the network's two new comedies,$#*! My Dad Says and the fat-joke laden Mike & Molly, were both major groaners.

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But CBS' Blue Bloods, a multi-generational cop drama starring Tom Selleck and Donnie Wahlberg, smells like a winner. The police stories are nicely crafted, the cinematography has the look and feel of a gritty film, and the family scenes are wonderfully organic. This rarely happens to me, but I didn't want the pilot to end.

The NBC pilots are more style than substance. (Note to readers: I still haven't seen Law & Order: Los Angeles, which I hope is good.) J.J. Abrams' Undercovers stars the most beautiful duo on TV -- Boris Kodjoe and Gugu Mbatha-Raw. I mean, they are drop-dead gorgeous and super-sexy as globe-trotting spies. But after the sparkle wears off (in about 15 minutes), there's not much plot to chew on. Jerry Bruckheimer's umpteenth action-crime saga, Chase, left me empty, too. Kelli Giddish spends too much time trying to convince us she's a hard-charging U.S. marshal and not just another beautiful blonde.

Long before I watched the preview of NBC's The Event, I was sick of it, thanks to all of those annoying promos. Yes, it's being hawked as a Lost wannabe, but how many people want to get burned on another convoluted sci-fi/ conspiracy saga? Not me. Life is too short, and time is of the essence. And as much as I love Jimmy Smits (don't ask how much, because I'll start drooling), Outlaw did not impress. Seriously, who would quit the Supreme Court to become a criminal defense attorney? The set-up is so ridiculous that the rest of the story seems just as far-fetched. Too bad.

(ABC declined to share its pilots. And life is certainly too short to watch The CW.)

Bottom line: My pre-viewing assessments were pretty darn good, except for those two surprisingly good Fox sitcoms. I've still got it, folks!

GUEST BLOG #109: Diane Holloway Takes a First Look at the New Fall Series -- Without Looking

July 29, 2010 7:30 AM


[Bianculli here: Just for fun, contributing critic Diane Holloway goes public with a game she's played privately for years: making first impressions of the new fall series before she's previewed them. Read her initial judgments, and register your own...]

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First, Incomplete Impressions of the
2010-2011 Fall TV Crop

By Diane Holloway

When I was a real TV critic for a real daily newspaper (Austin American-Statesman), I used to play a game with myself before reviewing new series. When the networks announced their fall schedules in May, I would go through the descriptions in the press releases and try to predict the good and the bad.

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As you might imagine, this is risky business, which is why I played this game in private. In 2008, I remember reading FX's description of Sons of Anarchy and laughing out loud. Seriously? A drama about a motorcycle gang? After I watched the pilot, I realized my pre-judgment had been horribly wrong. Sons of Anarchy is a fabulously gritty drama with remarkable acting and better-than-average scripts. I've been hooked on it for two seasons, and I'm looking forward to the third season in September.

Of course there were also more than a few times when I expected great things from a show, based on behind-the-scenes creators or a lead actor, only to be horrified by the finished product. I really wanted CBS's 1995 drama New York News to be good - newspaper setting, distinguished cast that included Joe Morton, Madeline Kahn, Mary Tyler Moore (as the hard-ass editor) and hunky Gregory Harrison. What could go wrong? Plenty. It was awful, and it died in eight weeks.

As I'm trying to convince myself to begin the 2010 marathon, I've been perusing the descriptions and possibilities. After I've actually seen the shows, I promise I will return with a report of my first-impression track record. (PS: For this initial tasting, I'm skipping some shows and all of the CW, so that you will not fall asleep before the end.)

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On ABC's roster, Body of Proof and Detroit 1-8-7 sound promising to me. In Body, Dana Delany (left), whom I've loved since China Beach, plays a neurosurgeon turned medical examiner. Maybe? Detroit, a Motor City-set cop drama starring Michael Imperioli, seems likely to indulge my love of shows with a sense of place... and my embarrassing fixation with murder and mayhem.

Michael Chiklis' decision to leap from the Shakespearean character Vic Mackey on The Shield to a father with superpowers on No Ordinary Family (seen here with costar Julie Benz) makes my skin crawl. And as much as I would like Austin's own Mehcad Brooks to land in a hit (especially one set and filmed in Austin), My Generation, about a group of high-school grads a decade later, sounds dreadful. Hope I'm wrong.

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Over at top-rated CBS, the remakes of Hawaii Five-O (seen in the photo at the top of this column) and The Defenders both look like losers.

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For geezers like me, who remember the distinguished original Defenders, starring E.G. Marshall and Robert Reed, the comic update with Jim Belushi and Jerry O'Connell (seen at right) sounds obscene. The original broke ground with socially relevant cases; the remake looks headed for bathroom humor and Vegas showgirls. The two most talked-about comedies, $#*! My Dad Says and the fat-joke-laden Mike & Molly, possibly don't deserve to be previewed. I might skip those.

But CBS's Blue Bloods, the multi-generational cop drama starring Tom Selleck and Donnie Wahlberg, looks and sounds surprisingly good. Maybe somebody just did a nice job with the on-air clips, but it looks awfully good to me.

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The limping NBC Peacock has been crowing about J.J. Abrams' new romantic spy drama Undercovers, shown at left, for months, but the preview clips totally creep me out. Is this supposed to be TV's version of Mr. & Mrs. Smith? I predict disappointment and disaster. Chase looks like an excuse to watch Kelli Giddish run around in tight pants, leaving all of us to wonder just how many Jerry Bruckheimer shows we can possibly stand. For those who liked Lost (that's not me, folks), The Event likely will appeal. Love Bites seems destined to succumb to the long-running trend of failed anthology series.

As a long-time fan of Dick Wolf's Law & Order franchise, I'm anxious to see Skeet Ulrich in NBC's new Los Angeles-based spinoff. And the network's Outlaw just might be able to overcome the ridiculous plot notion of a Supreme Court justice stepping down to fight injustice in the system. If that happens, it will be thanks to the appeal of Jimmy Smits. But that's a big maybe.

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Finally, Fox has nothing whatsoever on its news schedule that sounds promising, including, shown at left, the Texas-based sudser Lone Star. Raising Hope and Running Wilde may turn out to be good sitcoms paired with Glee, but I'm not hopeful about either. In fact, I may skip sitcoms this season.

So, sight unseen, that's how I see it. I'll let you know how my intuition holds up. And yes, I skipped the CW because that is my prerogative as an ex-newspaper critic. I've suffered through too many CW shows in the past to do that again.

[Have your own thoughts about which shows look enticing or excruciating, based on their press descriptions and on-air previews? Let Diane know... We're all in this together. -- David B.]

GUEST BLOG #101: Diane Holloway Dances to TNT's "Memphis Beat"

July 2, 2010 6:00 AM


[Bianculli here: Contributing writer Diane Holloway has a nose for entertaining TV series, an ear for Southern accents and good music, and an eye for quirky characters. In TNT's Memphis Beat, which presents its next episode Tuesday, July 6, at 10 p.m. ET, Diane finds all those senses pleased...]

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"Memphis Beat" And Its Strong Sense of Place

By Diane Holloway

Have you discovered Memphis Beat, one of summer's best new series? It debuted on TNT a couple of weeks ago, but it's already appointment viewing for me. If you like good stories and great music, I think you'll feel the same.

I love TV series with a great sense of place -- Frank's Place and Treme in New Orleans, Burn Notice in Miami, Law & Order in New York, Friday Night Lights in small-town Texas.

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Yes, I've written about that before. But a sense of place is often more than visual. In Memphis Beat (10 p.m. ET Tuesdays), a cop drama with lots of humor, the fabulous music helps paint an even brighter portrait of the Tennessee town made famous by the blues, country music and Elvis Presley.

Storytelling so far has been good, but the evocative soundtrack and cinematography have been superior. Memphis in this show is slightly seedy, deeply southern and musically moody. In the first episode, the soundtrack included songs by Sam Cooke, Booker T., Elvis and Rufus Thomas. In the second episode, we heard from, among others, Bo Diddley and Mississippi John Hurt.

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It doesn't hurt the musical ambience that former My Name Is Earl star Jason Lee, who has the leading role as Detective Dwight Hendricks, does a smoking Elvis himself! You'll see that one coming as soon as you notice his sideburns.

In addition to an abundance of Memphis classics, the show boasts original offerings by blues singer-songwriter Keb' Mo'. It's almost impossible to watch an episode without bouncing to the beat.

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Story-wise, Memphis Beat centers on a quirky group of cops presided over by a rules-abiding new boss, Lieutenant Tanya Rice (Alfre Woodward). She and Dwight bump heads from the get-go because he solves crimes according to hunches, while she prefers a little order to her law enforcement.

The southern squad also includes the dopey-looking waif Davey (DJ Qualls), Dwight's nervous partner Whitehead (Sam Hennings), economically challenged Reginald (Leonard Earl Howze) and pony-tailed JC Lightfoot (Abraham Benrubi). On the homefront, Dwight has a bubbly southern belle of a mom (Celia Weston).

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The premiere episode managed a brilliant blend of comedy, tragedy and historical fiction. The case, which seemed to eat at Dwight's soul, involved an elderly woman who had been mysteriously abused. Turns out the woman was a Memphis radio legend, an early DJ who promoted artists like Elvis and black musicians who otherwise wouldn't have had the exposure. Dwight remembered her because he connected deeply with her in his youth.

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The second episode, guest starring Juliette Lewis, featured a serpentine domestic murder plot with an unexpected ending.

The characters are emerging as unique and layered - good actors with good material. But it's the sights and sounds of Memphis that make for happy, addictive viewing in my house on Tuesday nights.

GUEST BLOG #97: Diane Holloway on Assorted Summertime TV Treats

June 7, 2010 7:20 AM


[Bianculli here: It used to be, when the broadcast networks closed up shop after the May ratings sweeps, summertime TV was a dismal, dull stretch. Cable TV changed that equation long ago -- and contributing critic Diane Holloway, surveying the summer video landscape and channeling her inner Julie Andrews, lists a few of her favorite things...]

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The TV Season's Over, But Good TV Shows Keep On Coming

By Diane Holloway

Summertime, and the livin' is ... hot as hell here in Austin, Texas! Last night at 9:30, it was 90 degrees. I'm not kidding. I returned from one of my rare outdoor efforts drenched in sweat, wishing I had stayed home and watched one of those free movies-on-demand.

While some parts of the country may look forward to cool evenings outside, those of us in scorching southern climes huddle in the cool dark of a movie theater and, yes, in front of the TV.

Never mind that all the "regular shows" are on summer hiatus. Those of us who prefer air conditioning and TV to heat and giant, blood-sucking mosquitoes (maybe that's why I don't like vampire dramas) can find a few gems from June through August.

Here are some of my favorites, served up for those of you who do not summer in the Hamptons:

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Burn Notice (10 p.m. ET Thursdays on USA) returned June 3, just as exciting and funny as ever. Spy capers may be a dime a dozen these days, but this one is super-stylish and smart. It's very tongue-in-cheek and hip. Jeffrey Donovan and Gabrielle Anwar provide the heat; Sharon Gless and Bruce Campbell add the humor.

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The Good Guys (9 p.m. ET Mondays on Fox, launches officially tonight) stars Bradley Whitford as a rule-bending, heavy-boozing, over-the-hill cop. Colin Hanks, who looks more and more like his father these days, plays the nerdish, rule-following young partner. The stories may not be enthralling, but these two actors have an intriguing chemistry.

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Friday Night Lights (8 p.m. ET Fridays on NBC) has new episodes through July, so if for some inexplicable reason you have not experienced this Austin-filmed series, hop on board. Last week's episode about the death of Saracen's absentee father was a stroke of pure genius on all levels, and had the Internet buzzing for days.

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Rescue Me (returns June 29, 10 p.m. ET, on FX) is one of the most challenging series on TV, bouncing between desperately dark and completely nutty. Denis Leary is behind and in front of the cameras, proving it can be done -- but only by a very special few. I have no idea where these New York firefighters will take me this season, but I'm going to find out.

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The Closer (returns July 12, 9 p.m. ET, on TNT) is a showcase for the multi-talented Kyra Sedgwick. If you can't wrap your love around the southern-drawling Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson ("Tha-ink yeeew"), you're probably not a fan. Without Sedgwick, this would be a fairly ordinary ensemble police drama, but she makes it rich, rewarding and a lot more fun.

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Mad Men (returns July 25, 10 p.m. ET, on AMC) -- Well, need I say more? Aren't we all waiting for the new season of Mad Men? Newspapers and magazines are likely to trumpet the return of this noir '60s series with fashion layouts. Bartenders will be whipping up more cosmos, Manhattans and martinis than ever; cigarette sales will spike. We can't wait for the sexy debauchery. Madison Avenue ad sharks and their long-suffering families drive this retro drama. Hottie Jon Hamm and cool beauty January Jones top the cast. What could be a cooler respite in sizzling July?

GUEST BLOG #90: Diane Holloway on the Welcome Return of "Friday Night Lights"

May 7, 2010 6:39 AM


[Bianculli here: Friday Night Lights is one of TV's best dramas. And even if NBC, which finally airs its new season beginning tonight, isn't behind it 100 percent, contributing TV critic Diane Holloway is. She says, even if you've never seen an episode, this is the perfect time to dive in...]

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"Friday Night Lights": Still in Austin, Still Terrific

By Diane Holloway


Dear readers, it is NOT too late to hop on board one of the best TV series ever made. If you are determined to see every preceding episode, you can find them online, but if you just want to start with the current fourth season, that's okay, too. You will be swept away by the look, the sound and the feel of this remarkable drama.

I'm referring to Friday Night Lights, which finally begins its new season on NBC tonight (Friday) at 8 ET. Those of you who have DirecTV may already have seen the 13-episode season. NBC's cost-sharing deal to keep the low-rated series on the air guaranteed that satellite customers got first crack at the show.

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But if you are among the majority of viewers who watch TV on cable or over-the-air, the new season begins now. Set your DVRs and mark your calendars. We may be nearing summer, but it's high-school football season on NBC.

My love affair with FNL goes way back to 2005, when cast and crew arrived in my hometown of Austin, TX, to film the pilot. I was the TV critic for the Austin American-Statesman at the time, and the production, unlike many others, actually welcomed me on the set with open arms. At that point, of course, I had no idea what the finished product would be. I was just thrilled to be hanging out on various locations around town and watching what looked like it might be magic being filmed.

The first season of FNL was magnificent, and even the much-maligned second season (an unnecessary and dramatically clumsy murder was the main plotline) didn't turn me off. Peter Berg, the brilliant director who shepherded the transformation of the movie based on Buzz Bissinger's book, has succeeded in portraying small-town Texas life - anchored by football, friendship and families - with heartfelt sincerity. FNL is still in Austin, and still terrific.

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When last we saw the denizens of fictional Dillon, all hell was breaking loose in the high-powered world of high-school football. Coach Eric Taylor (Kyle Chandler) had been fired from the Panthers, an awkward situation at best considering his wife Tami (Connie Britton) is that high school's principal.

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And during the third season, we had said goodbye to some of the series' main characters. Jason (Scott Porter), the Panthers' promising quarterback who suffered a crippling injury the first season, headed off for a new life as a big-city sports agent; Tyra (Adrienne Palicki) went from under-achiever to acceptance at the University of Texas; and Smash (Gaius Charles) landed a college football scholarship.

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When the fourth season begins, Coach is struggling to start a football team from scratch at East Dillon High. Landry (Jesse Plemons) has made the transfer to play for him, and former Panther quarterback Matt (Zach Gilford), who turned down a chance to study art in Chicago, is delivering pizza and taking care of his grandmother. Coach and Tami's daughter Julie (Aimee Teegarden), the youngest member of the student group, is still at Dillon High.

And what about hunky bad-boy Tim Riggins (Taylor Kitsch)? Well, he has graduated and accepted a football scholarship, but as usual, is conflicted about his ambition - or lack thereof. In the opening episode, he's still with girlfriend Lyla (Minka Kelly), but we know that won't last, because she's heading off to Vanderbilt University.

Lyla's alternately funny and tragic father Buddy (Brad Leland) is around, too, still selling cars and trying to manipulate the Panthers as the chief booster.

Last season we were introduced to upstart quarterback J.D. McCoy (Jeremy Sumpter), an entitled rich kid whose pushy father (D.W. Moffett) tried to take control of the Panthers and was instrumental in Coach Taylor's firing. J.D. still is leading the Panthers, but he is expected to go from spoiled rotten to deeply unlikable this season.

One of the newbies arriving in Dillon is Vince, a deeply troubled kid whom Coach Taylor hopes to save from a debilitating home life and mold into an East Dillon football player. Other newcomers to the new football team will round out the cast.

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FNL is currently bustling around Austin and Central Texas, filming the show's fifth season. Although the NBC-DirecTV deal will end after the fifth season, it is still possible that another batch of episodes will be made. Fingers crossed.

Although NBC, partly through inept marketing, has never been able to attract a sizable audience to the show, the network does seem to realize that it has a truly amazing drama on its hands. FNL has heart, it has soul and it has exquisitely portrayed reality.

If you already are a fan, you know that. If you haven't seen the Lights, watch tonight, and you will.

As Coach Taylor says: Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

GUEST BLOG #86: Diane Holloway on Christiane Amanpour's ABC move

April 13, 2010 6:16 PM


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[Bianculli here: Contributing critic Diane Holloway has given a lot of thought to the recent appointment of the upcoming new host of ABC's This Week, international reporter Christiane Amanpour. The more she thinks about it, the more she likes it....]

Amanpour is a rich choice for ABC

By Diane Holloway

No, I'm not just emerging from a cave and learning that Christiane Amanpour is heading from CNN to ABC's This Week. I read about that last month, when ABC News president David Westin announced it. And of course the rumors had been out there much longer.

I just had to think about it for a while to decide whether Amanpour's This Week will be "TV worth watching." We won't know for sure until the new host arrives in August, but I think she'll be fine. Different, but fine.

I know lots of critics, including the hallowed Tom Shales of the Washington Post, think otherwise. But maybe it won't be the end of the world to have one Sunday show that isn't 100 percent inside the Beltway.

ABC could have made a more obvious choice for a domestic politics show. Cokie Roberts, if she wanted it, would have been a stellar and logical choice. She's been a regular ABC political contributor for years and already has a spot at the This Week roundtable.

If Westin had been interested in raiding other networks for well-known political types, PBS' Gwen Ifill, NBC's Andrea Mitchell and CBS's Lesley Stahl would have been terrific. That's assuming he wanted to appoint a woman.

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But clearly, This Week is planning to broaden its horizon from domestic politics to political and international news. The globe-trotting Amanpour, who has been an international correspondent for CNN for 20 years, is arguably the best in the business when it comes to international reporting.

Like David Brinkley, who originated ABC's Sunday talkfest, and George Stephanopoulos, whom she will replace, Amanpour is calm and controlled. It's unlikely she will tolerate or contribute to the sort of loud, caustic rantings that happen on David Gregory's Meet the Press. Civilized behavior, please!

Broadening the scope of This Week doesn't mean the show won't continue featuring political newsmakers and home-grown issues of the day. Westin promises it will, which has made ABC insiders and many critics wonder if the new hire has a clue about American politics. Does Amanpour really know how Congress works? The Supreme Court? The White House? Can she decipher serpentine legislation like the health care bill?

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If she doesn't know now, she will soon. Nobody has ever accused Christiane Amanpour of being stupid. She is very smart and a quick learner; and she is eager to fill the gaps in her knowledge.

Maybe, just maybe, the fresh perspective of an international correspondent looking at domestic politics will be good for This Week. And maybe it's time we engaged in a more global perspective on at least one Sunday morning talk show.

If I were an ABC News person passed over for this gig, I would be ticked off, as Shales says many are. And I understand Shales' doubts about Amanpour. I just don't share them. I'm not a network staffer or a full-time critic anymore, and as a plain old Sunday morning viewer, I am looking forward to the revamped This Week.

GUEST BLOG #84: Diane Holloway on Glenn Close in FX's "Damages"

March 28, 2010 11:07 AM

[Bianculli here: Last week on FX's Damages, Ted Danson's Arthur Frobisher left a bruising meeting with Glenn Close's Patty Hewes and told his would-be movie biographers, "She's gonna make a great villain." According to contributing critic Diane Holloway, she already does...]

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As TV Villains Go, Patty Hewes Is Up There
-- Or Down There -- With J.R. Ewing and T-Bag

By Diane Holloway

The cold blue eyes locked in a knee-buckling stare, the thin, pursed-lips smile that drains the life out of its recipients ... such are the chilling characteristics of Patty Hewes, the ruthless corporate attorney at the center of FX's Damages.

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Brought to life by Glenn Close, Patty Hewes of Damages (10 p.m. ET Mondays on FX) is one of the creepiest villains ever to inhabit a TV series. Attempts to humanize her have been faint and probably intentionally ineffective. When she was found sobbing at the grave of a long-gone daughter last season, she seemed more suspicious than tragic.

The woman is pure ice, if not pure evil. She is positively snake-like in her reactions to the emotions of others, whether she is dealing with her former protegee Ellen, her slavishly loyal colleague Tom Shayes (Tate Donovan) or her former arch-enemy Arthur Frobisher (Ted Danson).

In a recent episode this season, Patty called Ellen (Rose Byrne) in the middle of the night, awakening her with an invitation to dinner. When Ellen showed up, Patty feigned surprise and insisted Ellen had arrived a day early.

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And last week (March 22), Patty let loose a tsunami of insults on Arthur when he brought the actor and producer planning to make a movie of his "redemptive life" to meet her. Arthur had hoped to talk the movie folks out of presenting Patty as a hardened villain, but Patty played Arthur for a withering fool.

Did you love it? I sure did, in a squirmy, embarrassed-to-love-it kind of way. Villains are so much more fun than heroes. Do-gooders often come across as bland and predictable. Villains, well, you just never know how far they'll go.

From J.R. to Dexter, TV villains have given us tasty juice to slurp. We laughed and gasped at the shenanigans of J.R., especially when Dallas contrasted him with his syrupy-sweet younger brother Bobby. How many times was Larry Hagman's J.R. unfaithful to the women in his life, and how many times did he betray his own family in those dirty "bidness" deals? More times than we could count. Cheers for badness.

And Dexter? The Showtime series that bears his name broke the mold when Michael C. Hall slipped into the skin of this guy. He's a serial killer who slices and dices his victims and saves blood splatter as souvenirs. But those big brown eyes ... he's just so cute!

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Another of my favorite TV baddies is Robert Knepper's T-Bag, the drawling Southern sadomasochist on the too-short Fox series Prison Break. Evil is as evil does, and when this raping-murdering ex-con had to cut his own hand off to escape a handcuffing, well, it was a seminal moment in TV villain history.

Television is not unusual in its appealing baddies. The Dark Knight was way more interesting than Batman, don't you think? But TV does serve up lots of juicy ones - perhaps because an ongoing series affords the characters time to steep in their own creepiness. Some who come to mind: Tony Soprano, Vic Mackey on The Shield, bug-eyed Ben Linus on Lost, unibrowed Sylar on Heroes, and Simon Cowell on American Idol.

But Patty Hewes strikes me as exceptional, and not just because she's a woman. Part script and part performance, Glenn Close's well-coiffed, sophisticated villain is a delicious treat, like sneaking dark chocolate when you've given up sweets for Lent. Yummy ... can't wait for more.

GUEST BLOG #81: Diane Holloway feels 'Justified'

March 15, 2010 10:20 AM

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[Bianculli here: The FX network has another raw, standout series on its hands, featuring a modern lawman with the most imposing Stetson since McCloud. For me, Justified is love at first sight. For contributing critic Diane Holloway, it's love at second and third sight -- but she's smitten, too...]

Enjoying the latest FX drama is entirely 'Justified'

By Diane Holloway

If FX had sent only the pilot episode of Justified for preview, this would have been an entirely different review. The pilot, premiering Tuesday night at 10 p.m. ET, was good, but not great. Not even close to great. The guest villain was so much more interesting than the alleged hero that it was pathetic.

But the network wisely sent three episodes of the new series based on an Elmore Leonard short story, and the quality and enjoyment soared by the third hour. There's really no excuse these days for starting slow, but cable apparently has more tolerance for slow starts than the broadcast networks. If you enjoy the debut episode of this new FX offering (even a little bit), you're going to really like it in a week or two.

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Justified is something of an odd duck -- a modern-day crime drama with a cowboy-style lead character. Tim Olyphant, who played old-west lawman Seth Bullock in HBO's Deadwood, stars as U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, a guy whose fabulous Stetson is almost as legendary as his propensity for shooting first and asking questions later. (Honestly, I'll be glad when the hat isn't such an object of on-screen comment.)

In the opening scene of Tuesday night's pilot, Raylan blasts a bad dude out of his chair in Miami, quickly earning a demotion that sends him back to his hometown of Harlan, Kentucky. His excuse for such deadly snap judgments, past and present, is the show's title. In Raylan's mind, just about any action that gets rid of bad guys is justified.

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When the maverick marshal returns to Harlan, he faces all kinds of ghosts and demons, including Boyd Crowder, a former coal-mining friend turned juicy villain. Boyd, played to gritty perfection by Walton Goggins, is the highlight of the pilot -- all evil, toothy grin and grimy gristle. Besides robbing banks, Boyd is a wild-eyed white supremacist whose home decor includes big swastikas. Goggins, you may recall, played the tortured Det. Shane Vendrell on The Shield, in one of TV's most remarkable character evolutions. Typecast here? Maybe. Probably. But he's so darn good, it just doesn't matter.

The promise of similarly serpentine character and story developments is what keeps Justified interesting. Details about Raylan's past begin to emerge by the third episode, and the marshal, who is practically mute in the pilot, begins to open up as he rediscovers his old hometown.

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I'm a longtime and unapologetic fan of FX original series. The cable network has a distinguished list of originals that I've spent years praising. The Shield remains a top contender for all-time best cop drama in my mind, and I deeply admire the twisted dramas Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me and Sons of Anarchy, as well as the clever mystery of Damages.

Based on Leonard's short story Fire in the Hole, Justified is steered to TV by Graham Yost, whose impressive credits include creating NBC's Boomtown and writing for HBO's Band of Brothers. Leonard [pictured on-set with Olyphant] is another executive producer of the FX series.

Good pedigree doesn't always result in good product, but Justified looks better than promising. Check it out -- but hold off on final judgment until you've seen more than the premiere.

GUEST BLOG #79: Diane Holloway wants Betty White on 'SNL'

March 3, 2010 9:35 AM

[Bianculli here: Contributing columnist Diane Holloway's latest pet cause is one with which I couldn't agree more... Drafting Betty White as a guest host on NBC's Saturday Night Live. And in our enthusiasm for the White stuff, we're far, far from alone...]

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Live From New York -- It's Betty White!

By Diane Holloway

Who doesn't love Betty White? Seriously, show me someone who doesn't love Betty White. And I'll show you a very grumpy person -- or an alien from a planet devoid of humor and adorable mischief.

By the time you read this, Betty White, who turned 88 in January, may be booked to host Saturday Night Live. A Draft-Betty movement recently launched on Facebook, partly as a result of the ageless octogenarian's hilarious Super Bowl ad (and maybe her recently televised Screen Actors Guild life achievement award), but also because, well, everybody loves Betty.

From the minute White morphed into tart-mouthed, surprisingly sexy Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show in 1973, people have howled at her seemingly against-type performances. The perky, dimpled White looks as sweet and innocent as June Cleaver -- but she is more than willing to shatter that image.

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Happy homemaker/homewrecker Sue Ann, who had a penchant for married men (OK, all men), bore no resemblance to real-life White. She was happily married for nearly two decades to TV host Allen Ludden, whom she met as a guest on his game show Password. He died in 1981, and she still tears up when she talks about him.

White went from sexy to simple, as clueless Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls, and then somehow made Boston Legal's murderous Catherine Piper good for a few belly-laughs. More recently, in last year's big-screen offering The Proposal, White cracked up audiences and star Sandra Bullock with her perfect timing and that gut-busting scene in which she searches for Bullock's boobs in an oversized wedding dress.

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In real life, White, who loves all animals, also loves to toss out one-liners meant to shock. With that sweet smile and a twinkle in her eye, she can fire off four-letter words that would make some folks blush. She can be unexpectedly and hilariously snarky, and she seems to delight in the reaction she gets. The older she has gotten, the more fans she has acquired -- from her contemporaries in the senior sect to young people who can't believe that someone grandma's age can get away with such stuff.

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So at some point around Christmas, the movement to convince Lorne Michaels to have White host SNL started to bubble. (By this weekend, the Facebook page had signed up nearly a half-million fans.) As I'm writing this, NBC is said to be close to putting together a co-hosting team of funny women that would include White. We don't know whom her co-hosts would be, but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have been mentioned.

I don't care if NBC pairs White with Sarah Palin or Meryl Streep. Give her the stage on SNL and turn her loose -- we don't want to miss this golden opportunity.

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Here's a bonus clip of White carping about Palin to Craig Ferguson (pretending she's a McCain aide):

And here's White long before The Mary Tyler Moore Show, in her own 1957 sitcom about a young married couple, Date With the Angels:

GUEST BLOG #76: There's Snow Way Diane Holloway Is Passing Up the Winter Olympics

February 11, 2010 11:18 AM


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[Bianculli here: The 2010 Winter Olympic Games, whose Opening Ceremonies launch Friday night at 7:30 ET on NBC, is that network's much-needed injection of good news and large audiences. But do the Olympics still maintain their gold-standard appeal? I say yes, but I'm oddly addicted to curling. Contributing critic Diane Holloway says yes, also, and provides her reasons why...]

Looking Forward to
The Attack of the Flying Tomato

By Diane Holloway

Am I a sports-obsessed simpleton? Possibly. Probably. The Super Bowl was the highlight of my month so far, and I'm nearing hysteria over the arrival of the Winter Olympics.

Athletic endeavors just look so splendid on TV, don't they? Especially with the glorious spectacle of high-def and big screens. Add super-slow motion, and you've got visual poetry smack dab in your face. Bring it!

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From Feb. 12 through Feb. 28, I'll be submerged in Olympic fun, drama and beauty. Although host Bob Costas can get irritating pretty quickly, it's possible to tune out the talking head and focus on the events.

The thought has crossed my mind that a big chunk of the country might be so sick of snow right now that the Winter Olympics will be repugnant. Instead of seeing a white wonderland, they may see reminders of another exhausting day of shoveling and shivering.

Not me. I'm primed and ready for the white stuff. Central Texas has been unusually cold this winter, but just last week we hit 65 degrees one day! I'm ready for some spinning and schussing. The Winter Olympics may not showcase the most popular American sports, but they're so much prettier than all that sweating and panting in the Summer Games.

Figure skating, of course, is custom-made for TV, from the gauzy costumes to the blurred spins to the leaping jumps to the flamboyant personalities and melodramatic life stories. Singles, pairs and dancers all seem to arrive with tales of amazing obstacles overcome and earlier dreams shattered. And while some die-hard super-patriots may care only about American skaters, competitors from around the world are riveting.

Of all the winter Olympic sports, figure skating has long been the most popular with TV viewers, and Vancouver should be no exception. Stoic Evan Lysacek and wacky Johnny Weir will draw enormous crowds, as well the young lady dynamos Rachael Flatt and Mira Nagasu. These Americans may not bring home the gold, but they'll definitely bring home the ratings.

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Ditto speed-skating Americans Apolo Anton Ohno (even more popular since his "Dancing with the Stars" victory) and Shani Davis. Other Americans who appear headed for Olympic stardom include downhill skiers Lindsey Vonn and Bode Miller (will he finally live up to expectations?) and uber-hip snowboarder Shaun White (aka The Flying Tomato).

Skiing and skating are the top Winter Olympic sports, but hockey likely will be big, too. Do you believe in miracles? Maybe we should. NBC has hired former ABC Olympic hockey guy Al Michaels, who coined the phrase, so maybe we'll see another miracle on ice.

For those of us who are truly obsessed with the Olympics, the also-ran sports are equally entertaining. Although it makes my palms sweat to watch people zooming down a tube with their feet dangling unprotected, the luge competition is downright thrilling. Bobsled is fun, too, but the luge just looks ridiculously dangerous, doesn't it?

Ski jumping? Oh, hell yes. The learning curve for this sport has got to be near-fatal, but it's breathtaking to watch these athletes leap into the air and soar. Even if they splat rather than gently land, they're fun to watch. Not that we want to see injuries, because we don't.

Friends and family members know I will be "otherwise engaged" for the next two weeks, so they won't be asking me to do anything away from the TV. I'm a simpleton about the Olympics. Shamelessly obsessed. Vancouver, here I come!

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #75: Diane Holloway Looks Forward to the Oscars... But Why?

February 8, 2010 8:23 AM


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[The Oscars are a month away and counting... and contributing critic Diane Holloway is counting. In her latest column, she tries to explain why...]

Remembering the Oscars,
from Rob Lowe and Snow White
to Billy Crystal and Barbra Streisand

By Diane Holloway

Oscar nominations came out this week, and even if you haven't seen half of the (way too many) movies honored, you've probably already marked March 7 on your calendar.

You'll either watch the Academy Awards' interminable telecast in the semi-privacy of your home, keeping a scorecard, or you'll attend an over-the-top Oscar party in your best finery. Either way, you know you'll stay up too late and drink too much for a Sunday night.

If ever there was must-see TV, the Oscar telecast is it. Even if the production numbers are excruciating (remember Rob Lowe dancing with Snow White?), or the host not-so-hot (I thought Whoopi Goldberg was much worse than David Letterman), we'll watch to the bitter end and talk about it for days after.

Watch the Oscar "Lowe point" HERE.

What's the big deal about rich people patting each other on their designer-draped backs and thanking their families, God and the entire universe? Simple answer: Movies are glamorous, and live TV is alluring. (TV itself is not considered glamorous, which is why the Emmys don't do so well.) It's unpredictable and sometimes even exciting. (How else to explain the never-ending runs of Saturday Night Live and American Idol?)

The drumbeat to the Oscars always includes whispers about who'll be wearing what and who'll run into whom. Will the brilliant but fashion-challenged Meryl Streep listen to her Hollywood handlers and learn to steer clear of peasant skirts and chunky Indian jewelry? Will Johnny Depp over-fix his hair, and will he go just a tad lighter on the eyeliner? Please?

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The Oscar host plays a sizable role, too, and for years we were the lucky recipients of Billy Crystal's brilliance. We looked forward to his musical opener, and we awaited his friendly slaps at the towering egos in the audience. Click HERE for a taste.

This year, Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are the odd-couple comedy duo sharing hosting duties. The co-stars of It's Complicated might play off each other brilliantly. Or they might try to upstage each other to the point where spectators feel left out. Click HERE for a fast taste.

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Oscar devotees like me can recall specific moments from years or even decades back. Barbra Streisand in her see-through pantsuit. Billy Crystal making his host entrance as Hannibal Lecter. Halle Berry melting down with joy.

We always hope something unexpected will pop into the lumbering, nearly 4-hour marathon to make enduring the boredom worthwhile. The magic of live TV and the glamour of movies will merge once again, and even if they're less brilliant this year, we'll watch next year, too. It's must-see TV, whether we like it or not. It's the Oscars!

[If you haven't yet marked your calendar, this year's Oscars take place Sunday, March 7 at 8 p.m. ET in Hollywood and on ABC. The nominees list announced Tuesday can be found at the official Oscar web page, along with five years of red carpet photos and other video. See it all HERE.]

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #72: Diane Holloway on Diane Sawyer's First Month at "ABC World News"

January 26, 2010 12:28 PM


[Bianculli here: Contributing critic Diane Holloway thinks it's fair to compare ABC anchor Diane Sawyer's on-air style with that of Katie Couric at CBS, and makes a very good case explaining why...]

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Comparing Sawyer to Couric
Is A Fair and Balanced Approach

By Diane Holloway

She's only been anchoring ABC World News for a little more than a month, but Diane Sawyer already feels perfectly at home, doesn't she? Have you heard anyone complain that she's too perky or lacks the necessary gravitas for the job?

I doubt it. Sawyer arrived in Charlie Gibson's chair on Dec. 21, which just happened to be Christmas week - when fewer viewers are on hand and (traditionally) less news is happening. She wore a dark suit and no jewelry. She sat behind a desk and delivered the news. Within a couple of weeks, she was reporting from Afghanistan, and not long after that, she was on the ground in Haiti covering an epic natural disaster.

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Contrast Sawyer's arrival with Katie Couric's splashy debut at CBS Evening News in September 2006, and the comparison is, well, stunning. Of course, Couric, as media trumpets proclaimed at the time, was the "first female anchor of a network evening newscast," and that meant more hoopla was bound to greet her. So maybe that makes comparing Couric and Sawyer unfair.

But I don't think so. I think it's fair to compare both style and substance. After all, the two women have much common in their trajectory to the most coveted jobs in TV news. Couric anchored NBC's Today for 15 years; Sawyer anchored ABC's Good Morning America for a decade. Couric anchored and reported for NBC's Dateline magazine; Sawyer had stints on CBS' 60 Minutes and ABC's 20/20 (starting with the Primetime Live showcase hour later merged into it).

Is it sexist to compare the two anchors' style? I don't think so. The late Peter Jennings was often cited for his dashing, sophisticated appearance. Brian Williams is often described as a GQ type, while Gibson was often described as "rumpled."

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Both Sawyer, 64, and Couric, 53, are undeniably attractive. Sawyer, a former America's Junior Miss from Kentucky, is blonde and glamorous. Couric, a former cheerleader from Virginia, is cute and perky. Both women are considered "insiders" -- Sawyer worked for President Nixon and is married to director Mike Nichols; Couric was married to attorney and TV legal analyst Jay Monahan until his death, and then dated Hollywood TV producer Tom Werner. Neither is a stranger to the red carpet scene.

But their network anchoring debuts were like night and day. CBS execs decided to highlight Couric's warm-and-fuzzy style from Today, and revamped the newscast with gimmicky bells and whistles. Couric said at the outset that she prefers to anchor from New York and let reporters cover the news. Sometimes she sat behind a desk, sometimes she sat in a chair for interviews, and sometimes she perched on the desk and flashed those highly-regarded gams.

Sawyer, on the other hand, downplayed her looks and stuck to the long-accepted format for a network evening newscast. Her first interview as anchor was a newsworthy grilling of Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Her newscast is tried-and-true: Read the stories, quiz the reporters, communicate with the audience. When she's out of the studio and in the field, which she seems to love, she's all business.

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To her credit, Couric shed the revamped newscast and her cute-and-casual style a few months into her CBS gig. She definitely knows how to do tough interviews -- just ask Sarah Palin -- and she is deeply knowledgeable about politics. Being first is never easy, but she and the CBS News producers should have known better than to try to put feathers on a dinosaur.

Sawyer already fits comfortably into the serious role of a network news anchor. It's nice that now, in what appear to be the waning days of network news, that we have two women in the three top jobs. We even have one woman over 60, which is yet another breakthrough. Let's hope Sawyer has a long run and is allowed to be old and frumpy someday. Now that would be progress.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #70: Diane Holloway Warms Up to January

January 14, 2010 12:03 PM


[Bianculli here: Here's Diane Holloway, with a rundown of some shows that make her happy the New Year has arrived. And for the record, click HERE to hear Thursday's edition of NPR's Fresh Air with Terry Gross, , in which I talk with Terry about Jay vs. Conan...]

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In January, TV Gets Fun Again... And Here Are Several Reasons Why

By Diane Holloway

While some folks fall into the post-holiday blues in January, I get happy. It's a new year and those god-awful reruns and Frosty specials are gone! New year, new episodes.

What's not to like? OK, it's cold outside, but I live in Texas where cold is a passing problem. Brew some tea, watch some TV.

So I'm looking forward to the return of my favorite shows this month, along with the possibility of at least one decent newcomer.

For fluffy fun, NBC's Chuck, which finally began its third season Sunday, is satisfying. The former big-box electronics store salesman has received another download to his brain that gives him the super-agent fighting skills to match his data-memory brilliance. He's still destined to be overwhelmed by the transition from plain guy to super-spy, but he's taken another step toward a 007 existence. And Zachary Levi remains super-charming in the role. The series has settled into its regular Monday 8 p.m. ET time slot.

HBO's Big Love, at 9 p.m. ET Sunday, has just returned, kicking off its fourth season of polygamist melodrama. I've always thought of this show as a fundamentalist Mormon version of Dallas. Maybe they should have named it Salt Lake City. Or Utah.

Any man who ever thought it would be fun to have multiple partners will watch this and realize how exhausting that can be. Bill Paxton plays Bill Henrickson, proud papa to three separate "sister-wife" families headed by Barb (Jeanne Tripplehorn), Nicki (Chloe Sevigny) and Margene (Ginnifer Goodwin). Besides domestic complexities, Bill also faces business and extended-family challenges. The whole concept of Big Love is a big, bold - and thoroughly enjoyable - mess.

You might think a woman like me, of a certain age, would be weary of Fox's 24 and American Idol by now, but you would be wrong. I can't help myself. I still love 'em both. Call it arrested development or a very small brain.

Fox's 24 opens its eighth season this Sunday and Monday, 9 p.m. ET, by burning off four of its 24 hours. Jack Bauer is minding his own business in New York when yet another crisis arises, sucking him back into the counter-terrorism business (or "bidness," as we say in Texas). The domestic bliss Jack sought with daughter Kim and her baby quickly fades as world horrors begin to bubble up.

Anil Kapoor (the game show host in Slumdog Millionaire) plays an endangered Middle East leader, Freddie Prinze Jr. plays a new CTU agent, Mykelti Williamson is the new CTU chief and Katee Sackhoff is Jack's new love interest. Among the returnees are Cherry Jones as the president and (of course) Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe. Yes, Chloe is still frowning. (The show's regular slot is again Monday at 9 ET.)

As for Idol, well, except for the change in judges (Ellen DeGeneres is in, Paula Abdul is out, and it's Simon Cowell's last year, all of which you may have heard about), not much is wildly different in the ninth season, which began Tuesday and Wednesday this week (8 p.m. ET) on Fox. I hate the cringe-producing early episodes, but the prospect of another breathtaking talent like Adam Lambert makes the journey worthwhile for me.

My favorite spine-chilling mystery, Damages, begins its third season on Jan. 25 (moving to Mondays at 10 p.m. ET on FX). Glenn Close's Patty Hewes returns as one of TV's most complex and intriguing characters. An icy litigator with a tragic streak a mile wide, Patty continues to reveal layers of herself that shock and amaze. Does she have a conscience? Sometimes ... but maybe not now. You never know.

When the new stories begin, Patty is working for the government to recover billions of dollars in an investment scheme that sounds a lot like Bernie Madoff's fraud-fest. No longer Patty's protege, Ellen (Rose Byrne) nonetheless winds up back in the serpentine plot. Can't wait.

It's entirely possible that ABC's new legal sudser The Deep End (Thursday, Jan. 21, at 8 p.m. ET) will be tedious in the long run. After all, it starts off in fairly typical soap opera style: five exceptionally pretty young lawyers in Los Angeles begin their trek toward partnership, with sexual intrigue playing almost as big a part as legal shenanigans in the pilot.

But I'll try anything with Billy Zane (he's a slithery boss here), and I can't pass on up-and-coming Austin actor Mehcad Brooks (True Blood, In the Valley of Elah, Glory Road), who is making serious inroads in Hollywood these days based on talent and eye-popping good looks. Brooks plays one of the young lawyers.

Two more January returnees to cheer: Southland, which was axed by NBC, got picked up by TNT to run Tuesday nights at 10 ET. (The original pilot kicked things off this week; watch a recap here.) And Burn Notice, which should raise temperatures considerably on cold winter nights, starts another run of new episodes Thursday, Jan. 21 at 10 p.m. ET on USA.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #69: Diane Holloway Wishes For a Very Terry New Year... As in Terry Kinney

December 31, 2009 10:36 AM


[Bianculli here: One of my New Year's resolutions is not to let columns by my TV WORTH WATCHING contributors sit in waiting until I get organized enough to post them. So, with apologies, here is Diane Holloway's latest, a still-timely salute to a wonderful supporting actor who, as she argues, more than deserves a leading role...]


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TV Needs More Terry Kinney

By Diane Holloway

You may not know the name, and depending on the role he's playing, you may not even recognize him right away. But Terry Kinney is a pervasive player, and brings purpose and gravitas to every supporting role he graces on TV.

Who is Terry Kinney? He made his first impression on me years ago, back when he had hair in the late 1980s and played Ellyn's romantic interest on thirtysomething. His character was named Woodman, which I always assumed was a sex-tinged joke from the writers.

But Kinney is probably best-known to hard-core drama lovers for his role as unit manager Tim McManus on HBO's rough-and-tumble prison series Oz. It's hard to forget some of those characters, no matter how hard you try, but Kinney played a good guy.

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More recently, Kinney wrapped up a six-episode run on CBS's lightweight crime series The Mentalist, starring impish Simon Baker. As Sam Bosco, Kinney locked horns with Baker's character over how to pursue serial killer Red John. Apparently the main guy won, because Bosco was "killed off."

Kinney is one of those rare actors who can tackle just about anything and bring extra credibility to an entire cast. One of three founding members of Chicago's prestigious Steppenwolf Theater (along with Gary Sinise and Jeff Perry), he's got the chops. He always supports, never stars, but he shines no matter how minimal or short-lived the show.

Three seasons in a row, he had smallish roles in three network dramas. Producers and casting directors seem to want him as tough guys - like cops and prosecutors. In 2006 he had a small part in NBC's Kidnapped, starring Timothy Hutton, Jeremy Sisto and Dana Delany. The next year he played a deputy attorney general in Fox's Canterbury's Law, starring Julianna Margulies (above). And last spring he was in ABC's comedy-drama The Unusuals, with Amber Tamblyn.

Kinney handles dark and serious well, hence all the cop roles. But he can also give characters a sly comedic twist. I'm not sure Bosco was supposed to by funny on The Mentalist, but sometimes he was. A show that silly (a psychic turned cop?) shouldn't be taken seriously anyway, so Kinney was a terrific addition. And his departure is a major loss.

But we probably won't have to be without Kinney for long. As midseason approaches, there will be new shows to cast, guest and recurring roles to fill. I'll be looking for him in all the old familiar places. Yet it sure would be nice to see him play a main character, wouldn't it?

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #64: Diane Holloway thinks 'Good Wife' makes great TV

November 17, 2009 10:00 AM


[Bianculli here: Contributing critic Diane Holloway gives The Good Wife a good review -- so good that she calls the CBS drama series "the good news of the fall season"...]

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'The Good Wife' is good news for viewers

By Diane Holloway

As far as I'm concerned, The Good Wife is the good news of the fall TV season -- a quality drama that started with a strong pilot and lived up to its promise.

There is nothing more disappointing than a good pilot that turns into a lousy series. It happens. But it didn't happen this time.

In large part, the success of The Good Wife (Tuesday at 10 p.m. ET, CBS) comes from the powerful yet subtle performance of Julianna Margulies as attorney Alicia Florrick, a woman painfully and publicly humiliated by her politician husband Peter (Chris Noth).

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But the strength of the CBS drama also stems from exceptional writing (by married writers Robert King and Michelle King) that gives us compelling legal cases each week, along with an ongoing mystery about the sex scandal that sent Alicia's husband to prison. It will be interesting to see how long the mystery can be maintained. Either Peter was set up by political enemies, or he wasn't. If he was, who did it?

But as David Letterman said after revelations of his hanky panky emerged, Peter has a lot of work to do in his marriage. Alicia has resumed her career and seems to have moved on emotionally, although watching old family movies can pluck at her heartstrings. Betrayal is a bitter pill to swallow.

When CBS was promoting The Good Wife before its debut, the concept looked like a ripped-from-the-headlines effort. Wronged political wives and tainted politicians were popping up all over the news. Gov. Mark Sanford, former Gov. Eliot Spitzer and former Sen. John Edwards triggered salacious coverage. The real-life wives soldiered on, grim-faced with resolve on the outside, but undoubtedly shattered on the inside.

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The fictional version portrayed by Margulies comes across as painfully accurate. But as the series has continued, she has gone from shell-shocked to steely -- with a dose of vulnerability tossed in.

After slapping her husband's face in the pilot following his excruciating press conference (I cheered when she did that, didn't you?), Alicia stomped off in her tasteful suit and high heels to revive her career as a high-powered attorney. Peter went to prison for abuse of power. We did not know then and we do not know now (for sure) if they will reconcile. She is a proud woman, and she has been scorned. She won't come back easily, if she comes back at all.

The political and marital corruption are subplots, however. The Good Wife is primarily a legal drama, which means the episodes focus on each week's case. So far, the courtroom stories have been unusual and riveting. In a recent episode, Alicia was paired with a young storefront lawyer who impressed her with his skill and idealism. The typical story arc would have found the young legal eagle returning as a potential love interest. But at the end of the hour, we were surprised, along with Alicia, to find out the man was an imposter. He never went to law school or passed the bar. He was a fake. And Alicia was duped again.

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The writers have much to explore in the law office characters. We know very little about the haughty but slightly insecure law partner Diane Lockhart, played by Christine Baranski. There would be no point in casting someone of Baranski's considerable skills without giving her some meaty stuff, so we've got that to look forward to.

In fact, everything about The Good Wife is bursting with promise. It's my new appointment TV. And I can't wait to see what happens next.

GUEST BLOG #63: Diane Holloway Loves "60 Minutes" -- Give Or Take a Few

November 12, 2009 2:06 PM


[Bianculli here: Contributing critic Diane Holloway, a "seasoned veteran" herself, takes a look at one of TV's most tenured institutions, and finds it still relevant and excellent. Well, almost all of it, anyway...]

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"60 Minutes" Is Still Ticking... And Not Only Surviving, But Thriving

By Diane Holloway

In its 42nd season, 60 Minutes, which airs Sunday nights at 7 ET on CBS, is old (ancient by prime-time standards), and the more famous correspondents are, politely put, "seasoned veterans."

But this granddaddy-of-all-newsmagazines remains not only relevant but, against all odds, strong. According to A.C. Nielsen, 60 Minutes is still an unqualified hit, finishing last season ranked 13th among all programs, first among news programs, and the proud owner of a 10 percent growth in an era of audience shrinkage.

Depending on the lineup on any given week, even young people watch what my now-23-year-old son used to call "the tick-tick show." I'm amazed that after all these years, I'm still watching it.

What's the deal? Is this CBS phenomenon nothing more than a post-football habit on Sundays at 7? I don't think so. Nor do I think people watch just to see what the star correspondents are doing. That may have been true when Mike Wallace, Morley Safer and Harry Reasoner ruled the broadcast -- especially when Wallace was leaping out from behind potted palms and grilling corrupt corporate and government executives.

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People tune in for the content, for the big "get" interview or the news-breaking investigation. It's not smarmy fake news; it's real news. Excerpts from the broadcast often make their way into newspapers and other TV news broadcasts.

The genius of 60 Minutes is its dedication to investigative journalism (thanks to Don Hewitt, the late-great creator) and its clever ability, perhaps grudgingly at first, to sprinkle in celebrity features in a way that makes them seem both entertaining and newsworthy.

Hewitt set the serious, sophisticated tone, and it continues under Hewitt's successor, Jeff Fager. Even in interviews with noted dog abuser (and football star) Michael Vick and child-star-turned-movie-mogul Drew Barrymore, the tone is revelatory and tasteful.

Among its fellow newsmagazines, 60 Minutes alone has steered clear of the murder-mayhem-freak-show bent prevalent on ABC's 20/20 and CBS's Dateline.

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During the presidential campaign last year, reporter Steve Kroft spent quality time with unknown candidate Barack Obama. Recognizing a big story before it becomes one is an important quality in a journalist, and Kroft was all over Obama. It was no surprise that he had unprecedented access to Obama at the nominating convention, after the election and after the inauguration.

More recently, General Stanley McChrystal, in a lengthy feature on 60 Minutes, made headlines when he practically demanded that President Obama fork over 40,000 troops for the war in Afghanistan.

And Lesley Stahl's sit-down with Senator Ted Kennedy before publication of his memoirs turned out to be one of the best and most-repeated pieces to air after Kennedy died.

Major investigations over the years include the horrors at the prison at Guantanamo Bay, the Wall Street scandals, global warming and the Mexican drug wars. The pieces reported the news and they made news.

Entertainment segments -- featuring interviews that range from Bob Dylan to Larry the Cable Guy, from Vogue's Anna Wintour to actor/producer Tyler Pitts -- always focus on people who matter and who have intriguing stories to tell. No Octomom or Balloon Boy on 60 Minutes, thank heavens.

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I will conclude my love letter to 60 Minutes with one thought, one that just might get me in trouble with the show's viewers: I think it's time for Andy Rooney to quit. Sometimes his commentaries are still sharp and funny, but too often they ramble and have no impact. Why not give someone like Jon Stewart a shot at that spot? Or David Letterman? I appreciate Rooney's years of service, but enough is enough.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #62: Diane Holloway Says Yikes to Sykes

November 9, 2009 3:02 PM


[Bianculli here: Contributing Critic Diane Holloway was, to quote from Rocky Horror, restless with antici...pation about the premiere of Fox's The Wanda Sykes Show. Now that she's seen it, Diane is singing a slightly different tune...]

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Hey, I Wanda Who's Liking Her Now

By Diane Holloway


Loyal readers, and maybe even a few bored TV enthusiasts surfing the web, may recall that a couple of weeks ago I wrote an over-the-moon anticipation blog about Wanda Sykes' upcoming Saturday night show.

I went on and on about how hilarious Sykes is, and how much I was looking forward to her new Fox adventure. I also promised to return to the subject after the show's debut, to see if my excitement had been warranted.

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Well, the answer is an unequivocal... yes and no. Maybe. The Wanda Sykes Show arrived Saturday night with decidedly mixed results. Anyone who ever voted Republican or who finds salty language and sex jokes offensive should stay away. But the problems ran deeper.

Her opening-night monologue, sticking up for President Obama and bashing his right-wing critics, went on too long and had all the rhythm of a child's first violin recital.

Bragging that she was the first person on Fox "not to pick on President Obama," Sykes set herself up as the comic defender of all things Obama -- a shtick destined to get real old real quick, even for ardent Democrats. Plus, she's hardly the first person on Fox to stick up for the president. Even Homer Simpson has done that. Double-plus, Sykes ignores the fact that Fox News is a whole different animal than the entertainment network. Bill O'Reilly rants on Fox News, not on the broadcast home of House and Glee.

Anyone who thought Sykes might temper her typically bawdy humor for network TV should have known better. And actually, some of the bawdy stuff was the funniest, although I'll grant that more tasteful viewers probably didn't laugh as hard at the bit on environmentally-friendly sex toys as I did. I'm sorry, but a solar-powered vibrator struck me as hilarious. No apologies.

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A panel of not-very-funny guests in the Wanda Bar segment (yes, they really were drinking adult beverages but it didn't help) proved to be a groaner. The only person remotely funny was Daryl "Chill" Mitchell. Mary Lynn Rajskub (24) and Phil Keoghan (Amazing Race) were painfully dull, as were the topics (private space travel, modern parenting) the group discussed.

Sadly the show ended its hour with an excruciating segment, dubbed "Inappropriate Games: Know Your Asians," that required panelists to name the country of origin of several Asian celebrities. Tasteless and racist...and definitely not amusing. The late Richard Pryor could get away with racially-themed humor; apparently Sykes cannot.

Sykes is much smarter and funnier than her show, which was greeted with tepid applause, even by her tiny studio audience. She needs good guest stars -- Julia Louis-Dreyfus' 15-second appearance was a breath of fresh air, but we needed more. And the awful panel has got to go.

My fervent hope is that the first show was wobbly because it's still finding its legs. My fear is that it's as good as it will get. I have enough respect for Sykes as a performer and as a human being to think it will get better. If not, well, I'm sorry I brought it up. And never mind.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #60: DIANE HOLLOWAY Ponders the Future of "Southland"

October 29, 2009 10:54 AM

[UPDATE: TNT announced Monday morning that it has picked up Southland, to air all six episodes shot for this season (and the seven that aired on NBC last season), starting Jan. 12. Contributor Diane Holloway has already explained why it's worth watching...]

[Bianculli here: Contributing critic Diane Holloway returns to a topic she first addressed in April. She regrets that circumstances have forced her to do so -- but I'm just happy she's been writing for TV WORTH WATCHING for that long...]


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NBC Lets "Southland" Go -- But I Can't

By Diane Holloway


You might logically think that writing weekly columns for this site for a mere seven months isn't nearly long enough to indulge in the critic's version of a rerun. But you would be wrong. My passion for a certain show has gotten the better of me, so I'm touting it again.

Way back in April, in one of my first TVWW blogs, I praised NBC's gritty new cop drama, Southland. In fact, I compared it to Hill Street Blues, perhaps the original gritty cop drama, which I had just watched on DVD.

You may recall that NBC unceremoniously dropped the ax on Southland -- two weeks before its October second-season premiere. After weeks of rumors, it now appears all but signed-on-the-dotted line that Southland will return, moving from NBC to TNT.

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Why this solution isn't reached for other shows deemed not quite popular enough for broadcast but perfectly acceptable in the cable universe is beyond me. The late-great Arrested Development would have been perfect for FX... or even HBO. It definitely deserved a longer life than it had on Fox.

The details have yet to emerge regarding Southland. Will TNT air only the six new episodes already filmed for NBC? Will TNT rev up production and shoot at least six or seven more for the second season? And will TNT launch its new acquisition with a repeat of the first season's mini-run that began in April?

All of the above questions are still to be answered -- but thanks to TNT for doing the right thing here and breathing new life into a prematurely canceled series.

For those who missed it, Southland was created by John Wells and premiered Thursday nights on NBC, in the time slot of Wells' long-running masterpiece, ER.

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The ensemble cast included Austin actor Ben McKenzie (Junebug, The O.C.) as a rookie Los Angeles cop partnered with a tough veteran, played by Michael Cudlitz. Regina King and Tom Everett Scott played another cop duo, with a half-dozen other lesser-known but stellar actors rounding out the cast.

The series was noteworthy for its filmic quality and an abundance of bleeped-out four-letter-words. None of the language was gratuitous, mind you, but it was unusual for a broadcast network program to use such dialogue.

TNT, which boasts considerably milder police originals such as The Closer and Saving Grace, likely will not alter the tone of Wells's drama. That's good.

But Southland would have been more at home on FX, where at least some of the bleeps could be replaced by words. The Shield, Rescue Me and Nip/Tuck push the envelope for content and language, and Southland could have nestled among those series more comfortably than the good but relatively tame TNT shows.

Assuming this Warner Bros. deal between NBC and TNT goes through, Southland at least will live on in some capacity. Serious dramas on NBC were doomed by the network's shortsighted decision to air The Jay Leno Show every weeknight in prime time.

If Leno tanks (who among us doesn't think it will?), NBC may regret letting Southland go. Too bad... that's the price to be paid for ignoring quality.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #58: Diane Holloway is waiting for Wanda

October 22, 2009 12:03 PM


[Bianculli here: Contributing critic Diane Holloway hasn't seen The Wanda Sykes Show yet, but that won't stop her from writing about it... with qualified enthusiasm...]

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Wanda Sykes will be wild (a fearless prediction)

By Diane Holloway

TV critics frequently get asked if they've actually seen a program they reviewed. I always found that an odd question, especially coming from editors who should have expected credible work from an employee. How could I review a show if I hadn't seen it? Wouldn't that be dishonest?

Let me state for the record that I never once reviewed a show without seeing it. Now let me explain that this blog is not a review but an anticipation, based on a long-standing guffaw affair with the upcoming show's star.

I cannot wait for The Wanda Sykes Show to arrive on Fox. I'm a little bit giddy about it. The Saturday night talk/comedy/variety show debuts Nov. 7 (at 11 p.m. ET), taking on late local news and the first half-hour of Saturday Night Live.

It may turn out to be awful, in which case I will follow-up this love letter with a heartfelt mea culpa. But I'm optimistic that this late-night show on Fox is going to be the perfect venue for the caustic comedian, giving her freedom beyond the mundane limits of The New Adventures of Old Christine if not quite the raunchy open pastures of HBO.

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Not that I don't love Sykes' standup routines. Unapologetically, I do. Her 2006 HBO special Sick and Tired had me howling for days. Some lines still make me chuckle -- like the advantages of getting older and, well, "not giving a #!#." Grocery sacker asks if she wants paper or plastic? She answers, "I don't give a @#!*."

Granted, Sykes' humor may be a bit too irreverent for some viewers. Not everybody thought her routine at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner, delivered in front of President Obama, was appropriate. Regarding photos of the shirtless president, Sykes turned to Obama and snapped, "Please, I don't need to see your nipples!" Or this month's HBO special, I'ma Be Me, which, among other things, marveled at TV's flood of "broke dick" commercials.

Of course, we don't really know what the Fox show will be. The network describes the hour-long show as "topical, innovative and irreverent." It is said to include commentary and panel discussions on current events. We don't know who the panelists will be, but probably not Rush Limbaugh or George Will. Yet, maybe? You just never know with Sykes, and that's one of the many reasons I love her.

The late-night show format also will include "field segments," shot outside the studio. Maybe Sykes will go to grocery stores and ask if they want paper or plastic.

Honest, dangerous and smart as a whip, this Emmy-winner (for writing on Chris Rock's old HBO series) could spice up Saturday nights, which have been in a major lull now that SNL no longer has the presidential campaign to mine. I'm hopeful. I'm excited. And I really hope I'm not wrong, because that mea culpa would be embarrassing to write.

GUEST BLOG #56: Diane Holloway on TV's Friday night sights

October 8, 2009 1:40 PM

[Bianculli here: Contributing critic Diane Holloway shines her Friday night lights on that evening's broadcast prime-time programming, and finds reasons for both cheer and disdain. Personally, I like Fox's Dollhouse more than she does, but I'm clearly in the minority. Even the genre fans flock in larger numbers that hour to Syfy's new Stargate Universe -- and that's on cable...]

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Please, networks, don't give up on Friday night

By Diane Holloway

Is Friday night making a comeback on network TV? Or is it still one of the spots where prime-time series go to die?

Yes, I realize that scheduling is less and less important in the Age of DVR. Thursday night viewers no longer have to choose between Grey's Anatomy and CSI. They can watch them both, whenever the mood strikes, and they can even add The Office to the mix.

But there is still something to be said for when and where a show airs -- if only because it seems that viewers are more likely to set their DVRs to record on a weekday or a Sunday than they are on a Friday or Saturday night.

Let's get Saturday out of the discussion right away, because this is the least-watched night of the TV week, and justifiably so. About the only thing new on network TV is gruesome true crime on 48 Hours. Wait, Fox has Cops and America's Most Wanted. But who cares?

Fridays, on the other hand, might be making a comeback. Maybe network programmers figure the sour economy will keep folks home that night, so they're scheduling accordingly. CBS has three hours of fresh prime time now. So do NBC (at least for now) and Fox.

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ABC has been rerunning a couple of its so-so new series (Flash Forward and The Forgotten), leading into new episodes of 20/20. But this month, ABC will bring back new installments of Supernanny (ick) and Ugly Betty (yeah!).

CBS picked up NBC's dropped Medium to pair with Ghost Whisperer for a supernatural double-bill. The Big Eye wraps up Friday night with the durable Numb3rs. I'm not a fan of any of these shows, but viewers enamored of emotional women and the things that haunt them have something to look forward to.

Whether NBC wants to or not, the network has its fifth night of The Jay Leno Show, preceded on Fridays by fresh chapters of the nearly-dead Law & Order and yet more crime/scandal with Dateline. But good news is coming. On Oct. 23, the very promising cop drama Southland returns. It was a bad sign when NBC bumped Southland from Thursday's old ER spot, but at least it got picked up. We'll see how it fares on Fridays.

As for Fox, well, that network's younger viewers aren't likely to be home watching or recording the awful new comedy Brothers, the awful returning comedy 'Til Death or the tawdry melodrama Dollhouse.

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But it wasn't such ancient history when Friday nights were prime viewing time. NBC ruled the '70s with Sanford & Son, Chico & the Man, The Rockford Files and Police Woman. In the '80s, the network struck gold with the hip-and-cool Miami Vice.

And who can forget the Friday night blockbuster Dallas? From 1978 until 1991, millions stayed home to see who J.R. was going to swindle or screw. VCRs were starting to catch on then, but most people watched the Ewings' nighttime soap shenanigans live, so they wouldn't miss out on the water-cooler chatter.

Today's splintered audience prohibits Dallas-size blockbusters on any night of the week, and Friday remains a less-popular TV night. But it's good to see the networks aren't giving up entirely. Maybe there's life yet in that little corner of the schedule. For the sake of Southland, I hope so.

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UPDATE Thursday 7 p.m. ET --

Turns out it's too late for Southland. NBC just pulled the plug after six second-season episodes were produced (and none televised). Read more here.

GUEST BLOG #55: Diane Holloway cruises TV cityscapes

October 1, 2009 11:31 AM

[Bianculli here: TV critics, like other people, should know their place. But in contributing critic Diane Holloway's case, the sense of place given off by a TV show has a lot to do with how much she enjoys it...]

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Appreciating TV with a sense of place

By Diane Holloway

Over the years, some of my favorite TV shows have starred places as well as people. Apparently, I need specific geography to be entertained.

This rich addition almost always applies to dramas rather than comedies, at least partly because comedies rarely leave the confines of a studio. And it doesn't really matter where the characters are when they're trolling for yuks.

For a place to be truly part of an ensemble, the writers have to do more than mention it occasionally and shoot a few exterior scenes from a helicopter.

Grey's Anatomy, for example, is set in Seattle, but aside from aerial views and the hospital being named Seattle Grace, the self-absorbed docs could be emoting from anywhere. There's absolutely zero sense of place.

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The Law & Order franchise, on the other hand, showcases the look and feel of the city of New York almost as much as the ensemble casts. Everything from the cops and the crimes to the courts and the legal eagles are distinctly New York.

Compare Law & Order to CSI: NY, and you see a world of difference. The New York portrayed in the CSI Big Apple spinoff is all shiny and clean, with a forensic lab that looks like a sci-fi movie set. The city in CSI could just as easily be Minneapolis.

Because of its inherent drama, New York has been a favorite setting over the years. NYPD Blue certainly reeked of the city, and currently so does Rescue Me. Although it doesn't really trot around the city, Mad Men is very New York in its angst and atmosphere. A show about advertising in the 1960s couldn't really take place anywhere else, but Mad Men does exceedingly well in playing up the urban ambience.

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The only thing better in my book than a show with a sense of place is a show that is defined by its place -- like Frank's Place, one of my all-time favorite shows. Its run was brief (1987-88), but Tim Reid's magnificent love letter to New Orleans was simply brilliant. From the opening titles, we could smell, hear and see the city. Gumbo bubbled, jazz wailed, and people oozed creole charm.

More recently, Anthony Anderson's post-Katrina crime drama K-Ville also starred New Orleans, and it did a remarkable job of showing the tragedy faced by the city after the devastating hurricane, as well as the optimism of its surviving sons and daughters.

Of course Dallas oozed its city, too. The 1980s sudser featured big hair, big music, a big villain (hello, J.R.!) and big, big money. Could a juicy prime-time soap about wealth and intrigue, ranches and oil wells be set in, say, Atlanta? No. It had to be Texas, and it had to be Dallas.

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TV has had something of a love affair with certain cities -- Boston, Los Angeles and Miami, just to name a non-New York trio.

Boston Legal, St. Elsewhere and Cheers gave us a distinctive flavor. Boston Legal didn't exactly comb the streets near Back Bay or Faneuil Hall, but devoted Bostonian David E. Kelley sure knew how to blend exterior footage and New England characters.

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Los Angeles was portrayed as slick and modern in L.A. Law years ago, but The Shield, Southland and occasionally even The Closer showcase the grittier back alleys of that city.

Miami Vice set a distinctive visual style for the Latin-infused urban sprawl in South Florida, and today's Burn Notice [photo at top] picks up a similar vibe. When its protagonist isn't slicing and dicing, Dexter gives us a keen sense of Miami, too. But CSI: Miami never seems to step beyond the homes and lifestyles of the super-rich.

Some shows can get away with taking place in Anywhere, USA. Hill Street Blues never identified its locale, and nobody has ever figured out where those Desperate Housewives really live.

But it's a tasty enhancement when shows involve us not only with stories and characters, but also a specific place. Wonder why nobody has come up with a drama about keep-it-weird Austin . . .

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #54: Diane Holloway Thinks "Dexter" Is Bloody Good

September 24, 2009 10:40 AM


[David B. here: I'm going to let the TV WORTH WATCHING ladies, the two Dianes, fight over this one. Showtime's Dexter is one of my favorite drama series on TV, but Dianes 1 and 2 have different ways of expressing their emotions about this fabulously different television antihero. Diane Werts reviews the new season of Dexter, which starts Sunday at 9 ET, on her blog -- while on today's guest blog, contributing critic Diane Holloway sums up the three seasons to date.]

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TV Serial Killers and the Women Who Love Them

By Diane Holloway

Oh, Dexter, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Come to think of it, perhaps I should explain why, instead of how. Loving a serial killer -- no matter how endearing he may be when not wielding a syringe, knife, piano wire or hacksaw -- requires some explanation.

Seriously, folks, I'm not some sicko. I'm a calm, rational little woman who loves children and dogs and who volunteers for a couple of charities. But I love this cold-blooded killer, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I don't love to hate him; I love him.

In anticipation of the fourth-season debut of Showtime's magnificent Dexter (Sunday night at 9 ET), I watched the entire third season on DVD in a self-imposed marathon of three days. The saturation helped me justify to myself why I have such a soft spot for Dexter Morgan. The submersion also reminded me why the dark side of the character can leave me chilled to the bone.

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The No. 1 reason Dexter is inherently lovable is Michael C. Hall, a baby-faced actor with big brown eyes, a sweet smile and enormous talent. Soft-spoken and mild-mannered in real life, Hall gives Dexter an undeniable vulnerability and guilelessness. He's almost cuddly.

Without Hall, Dexter wouldn't be Dexter. Based on the novels by Jeff Lindsay, the series scripts are first-rate, but Dexter is all about the actor who plays him. When Showtime presented its first press conference touting the show, Hall smiled and shrugged when asked how he came up with his portrayal.

"There isn't a lot of opportunity for research," he said.

In other words, the fully realized Dexter springs from the creative mind of Hall. And that portrayal has evolved.

In the beginning, Dexter came across as more of a clueless sociopath. But in a Forrest Gump kind of way, he has been forced by circumstance to become more human and simpatico. He's always been a caring, protective big brother to the hilariously foul-mouthed Deb (played by Hall's real-life wife, Jennifer Carpenter). His feelings for girlfriend Rita (Julie Benz) may have waxed and waned, but his dedication to her two children has never wavered.

And Dexter certainly works hard at his job as a blood-splatter analyst for the Miami Metro Police Department.

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By the end of the third season, Dexter has overcome any feelings of reluctance about his romantic relationship and has happily tied the knot with Rita, who is pregnant wit his child. He promised at the wedding to be the "best husband and father possible." And we believed him.

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Fans of the show worried that Dexter had left himself open to trouble by letting his new "friend," Miguel Prado (brilliantly played by Jimmy Smits) into his secret life. We knew that would not end well, and it didn't. But Miguel turned into such a fiery, mean-tempered villain that Dexter came off as the good guy -- even while choking Miguel to death.

The fourth season, which features Jonathan Lithgow as a legendary serial killer, will attempt an even trickier balance between Dexter's dark side and his new life as a family man.

Can he really be a good husband and father while dispensing with the evil-doers who meet his late father's "code"? Will he successfully wipe the blood off his hands before bouncing his new baby boy on his lap? And after getting burned by his failed friendship experiment with Miguel, will he shut himself off a bit more to outsiders?

Dexter is one of those shows, like Perry Mason and Seinfeld, that simply couldn't exist without its star. Michael C. Hall makes Dexter Morgan an inherently bad guy who really is lovable -- in a psychotic, deeply weird kind of way. He is loyal, well-mannered, neat, clean and hard-working. If it weren't for that little homicidal streak, he would be perfect... but he wouldn't be nearly as compelling.

I love him just the way he is.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #51: Diane Holloway Offers a Dissenting "Idol" Opinion

September 16, 2009 9:26 AM


[Bianculli here: When the announcement was made that Ellen DeGeneres would be replacing Paula Abdul as a judge on American Idol, TV WORTH WATCHING contributing critic Diane Werts registered and explained her disapproval. Now another TVWW contributing critic named Diane -- Diane Holloway -- respectfully but forcefully disagrees, and thinks Ellen should do just fine. Fight nicely, ladies, or at least duel with feather pillows at 20 paces. I'll pull this website over if I have to...]

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Ellen Replacing Paula?
Diane No. 2 Applauds the Switch

By Diane Holloway

As much as I admire and respect my TV Worth Watching colleague Diane Werts, I have to respectfully disagree with her recent posting about Ellen DeGeneres heading to American Idol.

Diane No. 1, as I call her (I'm lowly Diane No. 2, by the way) doesn't see how DeGeneres will fit into the Idol judging panel. And she believes the show will suffer without the replaced Paula Abdul.

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After eight seasons of watching the show and grimacing over some of Abdul's head-case antics, I'm relieved that she's gone. I do agree that her nurturing comments provided a refreshing respite from Simon Cowell's sometimes cruel reality.

But I think DeGeneres can provide the same positive commentary to the young contestants while also serving up some smart fun. The genius of DeGeneres is her ability to connect with people and to see the wacky humor in just about everything. She will be able to lighten any caustic Cowell moments AND make us laugh at the same time.

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Of course Abdul made us laugh, too, but not intentionally. She made us laugh and cringe at the same time, when she remarked on a song that hadn't been sung, or lost track of what she was saying, or showed up decked out in a leftover costume from Moulin Rouge.

It was like watching those overweight folks falling off the big balls on Wipeout. It's sad, embarrassing and funny at the same time.

Heading into its ninth season, American Idol could stand some change in the judging booth. Fox attempted to do that last season by adding Kara DioGuardi as a fourth judge, but that was a mistake.

The commentary after the performances took way too long with four rambling judges, and DioGuardi was by far the most rambling. Three judges are better than four. I wish DioGuardi had been bumped, too, but she probably comes cheap compared to the others.

Diane 1, like many other fans and critics, questions DeGeneres' qualifications as a singing judge. She probably has a point there, but American Idol judges aren't exactly evaluating the fine points of singing.

"Dog, you really did your thing." -- Randy Jackson

"I just felt your emotions pouring out. I have chills." -- Paula Abdul

"To be honest, that was like bad karaoke." -- Simon Cowell

Seriously, folks, how much more credible does DeGeneres need to be? DeGeneres is a self-described music junkie. She loves pop and rock music, and she loves to dance. How is that different than Abdul, who can dance but has debatable vocal skills?

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DeGeneres persuaded a very reticent Barack Obama to "bust a move" on her daytime talk show during his presidential campaign. Doesn't that speak volumes about her motivational skills?

With deepest apologies to Ms. Werts, I'm looking forward to DeGeneres on Idol. I predict she will be smarter, funnier and more supportive than the oft-daft Abdul.

And I can't wait to see her take on Simon! THAT'S going to be TV worth watching.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #48: Diane Holloway Rides Along with FX's "Sons of Anarchy"

September 8, 2009 12:03 AM


[Bianculli here: Labor Day is over, and the TV WORTH WATCHING squad is back at work. (Not that we ever stopped.) Today, contributing critic Diane Holloway admits to another TV pleasure about which she is no longer guilty: the raucous rebels of FX's Sons of Anarchy...]

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That's When I Fell For the Leader of the Pack

By Diane Holloway

Crude, raw and supremely politically incorrect, Sons of Anarchy returns to FX for a second season tonight at 10 ET. Rev up the violence and beam down the biker brawls. This season looks like it's going to be even better -- and certainly more shocking -- than the first.

Last season I was initially embarrassed to admit that I was riveted to this dark and often disturbing drama. No more. I'm out and proud. It's all in the execution.

On the surface, a show about the outlaw world of a Northern California motorcycle club would seem to have limited appeal. But Sons of Anarchy exploded that myth.

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Thanks to tight scripts, brilliant performances by Ron Perlman and Katey Sagal, and a distinctive B-movie look, the series became must-see by the end of its brief first-season run. Think of it as Deadwood without the F-words. It began perhaps less focused and well-honed than FX's Rescue Me and the late, great The Shield, but it improved and heated up quickly.

You wouldn't want to hang out with any of these characters, and you certainly wouldn't want to live in a small town like Charming, where the gun-dealing gang keeps what passes for peace among the denizens. But these folks sure are engrossing (in a seedy kind of way) to watch from a distance.

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For newcomers to Anarchy, Clay Morrow (Perlman) is the growling gorilla-like president of the biker club. An angry guy with a big chip on his shoulder, he is married to tough mama Gemma (Sagal), whose son Jax Teller (Charlie Hunnam), also an outlaw biker, has frequent and dangerous conflicts with his stepfather.

Jax's late father, John, was the club's co-founder, a Vietnam vet who came home disillusioned and hoped to establish a free-wheeling alternative society. In his memoir, which Jax reads from time to time, John expressed regret over what the club evolved into, and Jax senses the disappointment that emerged from his father's lost idealism.

It was unclear last season whether Jax was truly pulling away from Clay's violent ways, especially after he and girlfriend Tara (Maggie Siff) had a baby. Was Jax seriously challenging Clay's leadership? If so, what different direction would he take the club? Did he think the biker club and Clay were old-fashioned and useless?

In the second season, conflicts continue, and now we have more odious folks to deal with than the bikers or their gun-buying gangster customers.

Now we've got a group of white supremacists in Charming, who lock horns with Clay's club over their sale of weapons to "coloreds." New cast regular Adam Arkin is chilling as Ethan Zobelle, an alleged businessman who opens a cigar shop where he mostly sells a racist agenda. Henry Rollins also joins the cast as A.J. Weston, one of Zobelle's more intense cohorts.

Explosions lurk around every corner, domestic and otherwise. Charming and the families of the Sons of Anarchy are at war, with each other and with the new population of white supremacists. Nobody will mistake this drama for comfy escapism. It's uncomfortable to watch, but it's also superbly executed and compelling fare.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #47: Diane Holloway's Whiff of Fall TV

September 3, 2009 7:40 AM

[Bianculli here: Last week we heard from Tom Brinkmoeller about his initial expectations, and reservations, concerning the upcoming fall TV offerings. Today, weighing in on the same topic, we hear from another contributing critic, Diane Holloway...]

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When a critic's thoughts turn toward the fall season

By Diane Holloway

This is the time of year when the smells of pencils, crayons and gum erasers waft through the air. There's something about that scent of school starting. It's the whiff of new possibilities, of redemption and reinvention.

For those of us who are no longer going to class, but do serve as professional couch potatoes, this is also a time for anticipating the return of favorite shows and the arrival of promising newcomers.

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No longer a daily TV critic, I'm not currently churning out dozens of capsule reviews, assigning grades, and fiddling with a new TV grid likely to make little sense. Seriously, does anybody want to see Jay Leno in prime time five nights a week?

But thanks to TV Worth Watching guru David Bianculli, I have already seen previews of most of the new series. In my guest blogger role, I'm looking forward to a more leisurely review process, sharing space with distinguished colleagues who may not agree on anything. But we'll have fun disagreeing.

I must confess, I haven't seen much that truly thrilled me. That's why I'm more excited about the return of NBC's Southland than anything else. This little spring series -- a super-raw cop drama set on the mean streets of Los Angeles (and co-starring Austin's own Ben McKenzie) -- hit it out of the park last season and promises to pick up steam in the new season.

I'll probably check out new episodes of ABC's Ugly Betty, Brothers and Sisters and Desperate Housewives (to see if they time-travel this fall till the glamorous gals of Wisteria Lane are menopausal). And I'm curious to see how far Fox's Lie to Me can go in revealing falsehoods through facial expressions.

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Without going into detail (which we'll happily do closer to premiere dates), I will admit believing that NBC had by far the best pilots, including the only sitcom that actually made me laugh. In fact, Community, about the misfits in a community college, had me howling like a maniac. On the other hand, CBS's Accidentally on Purpose, with Jenna Elfman getting pregnant by her boy-toy, was simply putrid.

NBC also has a couple of promising new dramas. The medical rescue drama Trauma [photo at top] is more action than melodrama, a plus for me. And I hadn't wanted to like Parenthood, but sort of did. (Too bad the latter has been pushed back to midseason because of costar Maura Tierney's illness.)

CBS's The Good Wife, starring Julianna Margulies, starts off exceedingly well, but I don't think the teases reflect how the series will unfold. This is not a political drama, despite featuring Christopher Noth as a scandalous politician (a la South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford). It's actually about the pol's wife, who must forge ahead alone and reestablish her career as an attorney. So it's a legal drama, which is a bit disappointing.

Oh, and I'm really looking forward to seeing former U.S. House Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay twirl around in satin and sequins on Dancing With the Stars.

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Maybe it's just a Texas thing, but the thought of the disgraced DeLay (he was indicted in 2005 on criminal charges that he conspired to violate campaign finance laws) doing the paso doble and the jitterbug has me all atwitter. Ballroom pro Cheryl Burke has worked miracles on the dance floor before, but "The Hammer" could prove too big a challenge. Viewing parties are planned in this neck of the woods for what we anticipate being the most hilarious TV event of the season.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #44: Diane Holloway is committed to 'The Closer'

August 24, 2009 8:00 AM

[Bianculli here: The season finales for TV's best summer shows are starting to roll out, which is sad. But if not for the excitement generated from these series, all of which are on cable, summer TV would have been a lot worse. Today, in that spirit, contributing critic Diane Holloway salutes the season finale of TNT's The Closer...]

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Kyra Sedgwick's ensemble closes strong

By Diane Holloway

Deputy Police Chief Brenda Johnson drawls her "thank yooo" summer farewell tonight as The Closer ends its fifth blockbuster season (Monday at 9 p.m. ET, TNT).

Golden Globe-winning star Kyra Sedgwick and the talented ensemble make The Closer what it is, because honestly, the stories aren't all that innovative. It's a cop show. There's a murder (or murders). And Brenda squeezes a confession out of someone. The formula rarely changes.

But Sedgwick brings a singular quirkiness to the role. It's not just the totally believable Southern drawl. It's everything from the constant battle with a chocolate addiction, to her big floppy hats and black reading glasses, to her queasiness about personal relationships. Thanks to Sedgwick, Brenda Johnson isn't like any other cop on TV -- and not just because she's a slightly frilly Southern belle.

A little background, in case you're not among the 7.5 million weekly viewers who make The Closer basic cable's all-time No. 1 show -- Brenda came to Los Angeles from Atlanta to head up LAPD's Major Crimes Unit. She has a history with Assistant Police Chief Pope (J.K. Simmons), but the relationship has evolved into one of mutual respect and perpetual annoyance.

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The supporting squad includes G.W. Bailey, formerly of M*A*S*H, as the dyspeptic, curmudgeonly Lieutenant Provenza, who this season has undergone something of a personality transplant since falling in love with a very beautiful and very young woman. He gets all the wry one-liners and is mostly just drop-dead hilarious.

Also on the squad are Brenda's right-hand man, Sergeant Gabriel, played with smooth distinction by Corey Reynolds; Tony Denison (left) as Lieutenant Flynn, whose machismo usually leaves him with egg on his face; Michael Paul Chan as Lieutenant Tao, a loyal tech nerd; and Raymond Cruz as Detective Sanchez, a gang expert who nearly got killed last season.

On the homefront are Brenda's long-suffering love, FBI Agent Fritz Howard (Jon Tenney), and her deeply Southern parents (Barry Corbin and Frances Sternhagen).

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The fifth season started where the fourth left off, with Brenda finally tying the knot with Fritz. He had been begging; she had been avoiding. Work comes first for Brenda, who is notable for her lack of personal commitment. She even found it impossible to name her beloved stray cat (dubbed Kitty, for lack of anything else). But besides actually giving in to her love for Fritz this season, Brenda allowed herself to fall apart when Kitty became ill and had to be put down.

That feline storyline actually dragged on too long and got too drippy for me, but I'm a dog person. The brief stay in the Brenda-Fritz household of wayward niece Charlie -- played by Sedgwick's real-life daughter, Sosie Bacon -- was a bit much, too (pot-spiced brownies?), but it didn't last long enough to cause the show serious damage.

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In this week's season finale (video sneak peek here), Brenda and the gang tackle a serial killer who dons a ninja outfit and stabs people. An El Paso detective (Xander Berkeley, left) muscles in on Brenda's case, because a similar crime has taken place in Texas. Horns lock and the case is pulled in all directions.

Back in the old days -- before original series on cable -- I used to absolutely dread summer reruns. But now there are fresh episodes of high-quality dramas to relieve the boredom and heat. And since this summer in Austin has amounted to unshirted hell, The Closer has been a cool godsend.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #43: Diane Holloway on Former Colleague Turned CNN Analyst

August 18, 2009 11:20 AM

[Bianculli here: We TV critics who have been around for a while get to witness, from time to time, local broadcasters make good on the national scene. I was covering the Miami market in the late 1970s, for example, and often praised the efforts of a local reporter named Steve Kroft, now a high-profile regular for 60 Minutes on CBS. Today, contributing critic Diane Holloway salutes a similar long-time "find": CNN analyst Roland Martin...]

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CNN's Roland Martin and his Texas-size success

By Diane Holloway

Television critics, usually thought of as sour and snobby journalists, love success stories. Seriously, we do. Especially when they involve our hometown folks. The mother hen in me rears its feathered head, and I get a big case of the warm fuzzies.

The current object of my pride is Roland Martin, with whom I worked at the Austin American-Statesman back in his pre-success days. These days, Martin is a CNN analyst, who was showcased during the 2008 presidential campaign and remains one of the network's go-to political commentators. He also writes columns and articles for an array of publications, has a couple of books to his credit and sounds off on radio in Chicago.

Look up the term "multi-media" in the dictionary, and there's a picture of Roland Martin. He's young (40), smart as a whip, and has more energy than anybody I've ever known. When I was in Los Angeles recently for the Television Critics Awards, I ran into Roland, who was racing around promoting the cable channel TV One (where he'll host Washington Watch starting Sept. 27) and catching up with friends and colleagues. The man simply doesn't slow down.

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That's Roland now. But even when he was a newbie reporter in Austin, covering the not-so-glamorous beats of county government and neighborhoods, his energy and ambition were breathtaking. He dressed better than anyone else in the newsroom (except for some of his Aggie shirts), and he probably churned out more stories than anybody else, too.

And even though this Houston-born kid with a journalism degree from Texas A&M was clearly capable of "doing it all," mainstream media types kept telling him to focus on something. Pick newspapers. Pick television. Pick radio. Pick long-form writing (books). But pick something ... you have to focus!

But Roland was forward-thinking, even as a fresh-faced Aggie in Longhorn country. He knew he could indeed do it all. After leaving Austin, he covered city hall for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram; worked in management and reporting for radio news in Dallas; served as managing editor of the Houston Defender and Dallas Weekly; and launched a monthly Christian newspaper called the Dallas/Fort Worth Heritage.

You think I'm through? I am not. Roland is the founding news editor of Savoy magazine, founding editor of BlackAmericaWeb.com, and former executive editor of the Chicago Defender, the largest black daily newspaper in the country. It's exhausting just listing his accomplishments.

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No, I did not predict that. But it's wonderful to hear Roland hit the nail on the head as a TV pundit, whether he's talking about politics, race or religion -- all of which he does with ease. And it's equally wonderful to read his columns and blogs. Multi-media can be done and it can be done well, with the proper degree of intelligence and skill. Roland Martin does it well. Cluck-cluck, says the mother hen.

Usually when TV critics have to "localize" a TV story, it's about some poor soul who is eating bugs on Survivor, shrieking his/her way through American Idol auditions, or begging for love on The Bachelor. I dreaded those pieces.

But it's a real treat when an actor as skilled as Austin's Benjamin McKenzie comes along (The O.C. and the newer Southland), and it's even more thrilling to see a former local join the talking egghead brigade on TV. Good for you, Roland. And, selfishly, good for me.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #41: Diane Holloway Is Tickled Pink By TNT's "Dark Blue"

August 11, 2009 8:22 AM


[Bianculli here: Big Diane news. Our tenured cohort, Diane Werts, is on the mend enough to provide her first column in weeks. Welcome back, Diane! And our other Diane, Diane Holloway, is checking in, too. With all the TV out there, so much of it bad, it's tough enough to sample everything once, much less return for a second helping. Yet contributing critic Diane Holloway did just that with one of the recent TNT premieres, and returned with a much stronger second impression. She makes her case here -- and speaking personally, she had me at "animalistic sexual relationship"...]

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Violence? Sex? 'Dark Blue' Takes Them Both Seriously

By Diane Holloway

The last thing I need is another cop show on my must-see docket, but TNT's recent entry Dark Blue (10 p.m. Wednesdays) has become just that. Damn.

After seeing the pilot, I thought, "Meh. It's OK, even kind of intriguing. But I can do without." Then summer-induced inertia brought me back to the show, about a group of undercover cops working in the seedy underworld of Los Angeles. By the third episode, I was hooked.

What's so great/different/compelling about Dark Blue? The surprising plot twists are pretty ingenious (more about that in a minute), and the rich look of this dangerous and sometimes downright creepy environment appeals to my inner villain.

In its proper place (as in fiction), I actually like violence. Those "light-hearted" crime shows, like Leverage and Monk, leave me yawning most of the time. I need bloody violence in my cop shows, which is why I was such a passionate fan of The Shield.

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The big draw for Dark Blue is not the handsome star but beady-eyed actor Logan Marshall-Green and the cold-as-ice character he plays, Dean Bendis. In the pilot, we were led to believe he just might be a dirty cop who was about to turn from good guy to super-bad guy.

I'm still not altogether sure he won't flip at some point, but for now, he's a man on the edge -- willing to bend the rules (maybe that's where his name came from) to the breaking point. Calling him a rogue is a major understatement. And I'm guessing he has lots of secrets, past and present.

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For the uninitiated, Dark Blue is about a small team of undercover cops led by Dylan McDermott's enigmatic Carter Shaw. He doesn't smile, he doesn't frown, he doesn't appear to have any emotion whatsoever. Some of the early pans I read about this show focused on McDermott, who is best known for his intensely crusading, yuppie-looking lawyer role on ABC's The Practice. I'll admit the current role was jarring at first, but the against-type casting is beginning to pay off. McDermott doesn't even look as pretty any more.

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Also on the team are Omari Hardwick's Ty Curtis, a recently married by-the-book guy partnered with Bendis. Unlike many cop partners on TV, Curtis and Bendis are not buddies and rarely even get along on a professional basis. Bendis has an almost suicidal propensity for risk-taking, while Curtis just wants to make it home at the end of the day.

Rounding out the testosterone-laden group is Nicki Aycox's Jaimie Allen, a woman with a drug addiction and criminal past. At first Aycox seemed too co-ed pretty and innocent-looking, but she has dug deep to give Jaimie a raw edge.

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In a few short weeks she has nearly overdosed on cocaine (to keep her cover, not to feed her addiction) and engaged in an unromantic, animalistic sexual relationship with bad-boy Bendis. She seems almost as destined for disaster as Bendis.

Last week's episode found these "dark blues" infiltrating a Korean mob of counterfeiters, and the action was as edgy as anything else we've seen on basic cable. With each passing week, the characters deepen and become more complex, and the storytelling becomes more bold. At the end of each episode, the line between good and evil becomes more blurred, and we are left wondering which, if any, of these characters will stay on the right side of the law.

Nobody will confuse these cops of being heroes. They are decidedly not -- not even close. But that's what sets Dark Blue apart, and what makes it increasingly riveting television. I wish I didn't have another cop show to watch, but now I do.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #34: Diane Holloway Gives Local Love to "Friday Night Lights"

July 27, 2009 9:06 AM

[Bianculli here: Even when we agree on things here at TV WORTH WATCHING, our tastes and perspectives can be very different... which I love. Contributing critic Diane Holloway, for example, loves Friday Night Lights as much as I do -- but since it films in her home town of Austin, she has a special take on it...

She also is a lot less enamored than I am of The Mentalist and Lost, but that's what makes horse races. And interesting websites...]

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Still Fuming: How Could The Emmys Ignore "Friday Night Lights"?

By Diane Holloway

When the oh-so-flawed Emmy nominations were announced earlier this month, I kept my angry trap shut. But anyone who knows me can attest that I'm not particularly good at stifling rage.

Here's my biggest (among many) gripes about the list: Friday Night Lights continues to be ignored. Nobody else seems to be as outrageously offended by this glaring omission, so it's up to me now.

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If ever a drama deserved an Emmy nod and the description "TV Worth Watching," it's Friday Night Lights. And I'm not just saying this because the series is based in my hometown of Austin, Texas. This is not a gripe based on provincialism; it's a gripe based on sky-high quality overlooked.

To jiggle your memory about the nominations, check out the full list HERE. And for those who care, mark your Emmy-watching calendars for Sept. 20.

When FNL (as it's nicknamed in Austin) debuted, the hallowed New York Times became nearly apoplectic in singing its praise. The initial review was so glowing that some readers may have thought the Times had forgotten that this was a TV show, not a film, a play or an art exhibit.

NBC executives may have privately wondered if Americans would embrace a show set in Texas, given President Bush's sagging popularity at the time. Nevertheless, critics sang its praises, a small but fiercely loyal audience did come to the show, and the production recently got the green light for a fourth and fifth season.

Last season and for the next two seasons, FNL will air first on DirecTV and then shift to NBC. The fourth season arrives in January on DirecTV and on NBC in the summer of 2010. This arrangement was struck for financial reasons, and hats off to everyone concerned for finding a way to keep it going.

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For the uninitiated (hello, quality seekers), FNL is about small-town life, the glue of high-school football that holds many such communities together and the coach's family. Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton play Coach Taylor and his wife Tami. A phenomenal cast of young actors, next season headed up by Jesse Plemons (as Landry Clarke), Taylor Kitsch (Tim Riggins) and Aimee Teegarden (Julie Taylor), rounds out arguably the best ensemble on TV.

FNL never has been a show about football. Nor has it ever been a teen drama or a Texas drama. It's an everywhere/everyone drama about small towns and families. The Dillon Panthers are simply a conduit for good storytelling.

Brilliantly written and stunningly portrayed, the series is heartwarming, heartbreaking and hilarious from episode to episode. It is what good drama is all about, and it unfolds the way series were meant to unfold, developing characters and storylines in detail and depth.

So why is FNL not among the seven best-drama nominees? Maybe nobody in the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences bothered to look at it last season. If so, that's their loss... and their bad.

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Britton certainly deserves a nod, and so does Chandler. Supporting nominations also could have gone to just about any of the young actors, including Plemons, Kitsch, Adrianne Palicki (Tyra Collette) and Zach Gilford (Matt Saracen).

What would I ditch in favor of FNL? In the drama series category, I would scratch Lost, which takes itself way too seriously for no apparent reason. Among the actors, I would replace Simon Baker, who simply grins his way through The Mentalist, and Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: SVU, who has been emoting the exact same way for way too long.

Heading into its final 26 episodes -- scheduled to air in two 13-week batches -- it's time for the Emmys to recognize this under-appreciated gem called Friday Night Lights. Even if it weren't based in Austin, I would keep tooting its horn.

Really, I would. And I will.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #32: Diane Holloway Says "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" Has Struck Gold with Goldblum

July 13, 2009 7:49 AM

[Bianculli here: I'm back from Rome, and tomorrow will post a recap of the best new and proposed international TV projects knocking around at RomaFictionFest. Today, though, contributing columnist Diane Holloway wants to rave about a star of NBC's Law & Order: Criminal Intent, which airs tonight at 9 ET -- but NOT about the star of tonight's show...]


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Jeff Goldblum Sucks... But In a Good Way

By Diane Holloway

Not many actors can draw me to a TV series that I don't normally watch, but Jeff Goldblum is sucking me into the eighth season of Law & Order: Criminal Intent (9 p.m. Sundays on USA).

The first seven seasons didn't strike my fancy, but this season with the new cop and a new guy? Much better.

Goldblum has replaced Chris Noth as the alternating lead cop on Dick Wolf's L&O spinoff. Howls of protest from Noth fans erupted over the casting announcement last year, but as perhaps the only woman in the country who didn't love him or his time on Sex and the City, I didn't care one bit.

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Original star Vincent D'Onofrio, who still leads the CI cast every other week, has always gotten on my nerves. D'Onofrio's perpetual twitching drives me nuts, and as the years have gone by, both he and his character (Detective Goren) have seemed on the verge of "going 'round the twist," as they say in Britain. Come to think of it, both sort of have, but D'Onofrio fans slurp up every weird turn and twist.

I know, I know. Goldblum's quirky intensity, coupled with his propensity for playing wildly eccentric characters, would appear to place him in the same vein as D'Onofrio. But Goldblum, to me, is endearing, whereas D'Onofrio is off-putting.

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My love affair with Goldblum began way back in 1980, when he starred with Ben Vereen in one of the best and most under-appreciated comedy-dramas of its time, Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. Goldblum played a nerdy detective who was paired with Vereen's super-hip parolee hustler. The chemistry was immediate, and the result was fast-paced fun. It didn't last, but that's one of TV's ongoing tragedies: sometimes the good die young.

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Goldblum, now 56, had been floating around stage and screen for a while before he popped up on Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. He made his movie debut in Charles Bronson's Death Wish (1974) and may be remembered by alert moviegoers for a brief scene in 1977's Annie Hall. He popped in as the type of flustered Hollywood lightweight Woody Allen loves to make fun of, a desperate guy on the phone frantically babbling to his meditation guru, "I forgot my mantra!"

Even more memorable was Goldblum's performance in the iconic baby-boomer flick The Big Chill (1983). He played Michael Gold, the bespectacled, neurotic magazine writer suffering an early midlife crisis. As usual, his neuroses provided a healthy dose of comic relief in the angst-ridden comedy-drama.

Goldblum, apparently, is an acquired taste. Either his fast-talking, pointy-headed take on characters makes you hungry for more, or makes you hit the remote so fast you hurt your finger. Millions of viewers certainly fled his most recent solo series, Raines (2007), in which he played a detective who communed with dead crime victims. That little effort lasted less than half a season.

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And when he starred in the 1986 remake of the camp horror film The Fly, people never quite knew whether to laugh or cringe -- or both. Certainly watching his gooey human ears drop off as he turned into the icky insect was both funny and deeply disgusting. And he sure buffed up his previously scrawny body for the role. It was a perplexing take that was not well-received.

But millions loved him as the chaos theory scientist in 1993's Jurassic Park, and once you become a certified member of the Goldblum fan club, there's no turning back. His take on New York Detective Zach Nichols in Criminal Intent is refreshing in an otherwise overly serious cop saga.

Try it... maybe you'll like it. He may not be as GQ handsome as Chris Noth (again, I never got it), but he's a whole lot more interesting.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #30: Diane Holloway likes Dick Enberg's versatility

July 3, 2009 12:30 AM


[Bianculli here: Wimbledon tennis is available all weekend, regardless of weather, thanks to the new retractable Centre Court roof. Men's semis are televised live Friday by ESPN2 (7 a.m. ET) and NBC (noon ET). Women's finals are Saturday at 9 a.m. ET, and the men's on Sunday at the same time, both on NBC. And at the climax of these weeks of British tennis, contributing columnist Diane Holloway salutes one of its amiable, always professional sportscasters...]


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Dick Enberg meets every sports challenge

By Diane Holloway

Oh my. Dick Enberg -- arguably one of the best and certainly the most versatile sportscaster ever to grace televised sports -- turned in another brilliant performance during ESPN's Wimbledon tennis coverage.

Seriously, is there a smarter, more subdued, yet more enjoyable communicator working in sports today? I don't think so. And as many of you know, I'm a big-time sports watcher. But I'm happy to hear alternative nominations . Just click on "comments" below. (Please keep the additions to current sportscasters.)

Enberg is my clear-cut winner, and has been since he hit the national stage in 1975 calling college basketball for NBC. Nobody holds a candle to him. Not Al Michaels or John Madden or Marv Albert or even Bob Costas.

I think it's time to send out a hearty appreciation to Enberg, who at 74 hasn't lost a step in terms of energy or knowledge. He's still very much at the top of his game. And he still looks like he's having more fun than any working professional should be allowed to have. The smile is wide, genuine and permanent. But I feel kudos are in order.

I interviewed Enberg several times over the course of my tenure as TV critic for the Austin American-Statesman, mostly for his coverage of the NFL and the Olympics. But I've watched him exude quiet excitement during many TV sports events. He's a true sports Renaissance man.

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Let's see, where to begin the Enberg story? Before he signed with NBC, Enberg was the voice of the California Angels, the Los Angeles Rams and UCLA basketball. And before that, the Michigan native was an academic. He has a master's degree and a PhD in health science from Indiana University. Armed with book smarts, he became an assistant professor and baseball coach at California State-Northridge.

On-air experience? Oh my! Enberg has covered NFL games for 41 seasons, the Super Bowl 10 times, the Rose Bowl nine times, the Olympics four times, Wimbledon 25 times, the French Open 22 times, the U.S. Open Tennis Championship five times, U.S. Open Golf Championship five times, the World Series and heavyweight boxing championships five times, NCAA basketball championship 13 times, the NBA playoffs numerous times . . . there's more, but my fingers are tiring.

Succinctly put, Enberg knows his stuff in tennis, football, basketball, baseball and golf. Oh, and he has put in time calling horse races, track and field, gymnastics and even figure skating. In 2000, he switched from NBC to CBS and remains much in demand. Who knows what NBC was thinking when they let him go.

What makes Enberg so good? Well, obviously he's smart and articulate. But he also knows when to analyze and when to shut up. Knowing when to talk and when to be quiet takes confidence and years of experience. And it signals to the viewer that he thinks we're smart enough to recognize a magnificent moment when we see it.

For his efforts, Enberg has raked in so many Emmys he's lost count, and he's won them for sportscasting, writing and producing. He nabbed a Lifetime Achievement Emmy in 2000. Not that it matters in the overall scheme of sports on TV, but Enberg also has his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

I once asked Enberg if he had a favorite sport among all he has covered, and he shrugged with that shy grin and said, "Oh my, I love 'em all." When you enjoy your work that much, it seeps into the broadcast booth and into living rooms all over America. What a joy for us.

(ESPN2 has the Wimbledon semi-finals Friday 7 a.m.-noon ET. Then NBC takes over Wimbledon coverage Friday noon-5 p.m. ET. NBC has the women's finals Saturday 9 a.m.-2 p.m. ET and the men's finals Sunday 9 a.m.-3 p.m. ET.)

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #29: Diane Holloway celebrates a screwy show that fixed itself

June 29, 2009 9:15 AM

Bianculli here: TV critics, almost by definition, have to be optimists ("With all this horsesh**, there must be a pony in here somewhere!"). Finding the good shows is more difficult, but more rewarding, than trashing bad ones. Sometimes that means displaying saint-like patience, and giving shows a second or third chance -- as contributing columnist Diane Holloway does today by revisiting TNT's Raising the Bar, a Steven Bochco law show that stumbled badly coming out of the gate...


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'Raising the Bar' raises its quality

By Diane Holloway

With the notable exception of Cop Rock, that way-too-wacky musical police drama of 1990 (grimace, shudder, gag!), I've always been an admirer of Steven Bochco's work.

From Hill Street Blues to L.A. Law to NYPD Blue, he created super-quality dramas that became long-running hits. Even his good-but-unpopular shows were commendable: Bay City Blues (1983), about a minor league baseball team; Hooperman (1987), an offbeat comedy-drama with John Ritter as a run-down San Francisco cop; and 2005's brilliant but shunned Over There, FX' chilling drama about Iraq war soldiers.

So I was deeply disappointed last year when TNT's Raising the Bar debuted as such a dud. Unfocused, ill-defined and just plain clumsy, the legal drama landed with a thud. I feared that Bochco had come to the end of his creative run.

The series about young lawyers defending and prosecuting criminal cases starred Mark-Paul Gosselaar as a long-haired, full-of-himself crusader and Jane Kaczmarek as the ridiculously over-the-top judge who hated him. It came off as old-fashioned and formulaic in today's climate of edgy dramas.

But here's the good news (and what makes this show an acceptable TV Worth Watching topic) -- the second season, which arrived June 8, has returned Bochco to his rightful place as a creator of really good television. Check it out for yourself Mondays at 10 p.m. ET on TNT. (Or streaming anytime here.)

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Just about everything that was wrong with the first season has been fixed in the second. Bochco has always taken thoughtful criticism to heart, and it looks like that's exactly what he did here.

Gosselaar's disconcerting mane was the topic in the season opener earlier this month. OK, the silly hair is dirty and distracting. No serious lawyer would walk into a courtroom looking like that. So a juror actually told public defender Jerry Kellerman (Gosselaar) that he would be less likely to trust the attorney's presentation of the case because of his unkempt appearance. The next time we see rumpled Jerry, he has been to the barber and donned a decent-looking suit. Voila! Credibility returns! A small point, perhaps, but indicative of larger previous problems.

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More importantly, the characters have all been tweaked with nuance. Kaczmarek's Judge Kessler is no longer shrieking and stomping around her chambers. She's still politically ambitious and cold, but now she shares bench duties with Judge Farnsworth (John Michael Higgins of Boston Legal and Best in Show fame, and Kath & Kim infamy). He's probably not intended to be comic relief, but he has some genuinely funny moments.

The overly serious and painfully sincere Jerry has lightened up. Finally. Too much idealism made Jerry a dull boy last season. And this season, co-stars have been given a chance to shine. Gloria Reuben (ER) and Currie Graham (NYPD Blue) are especially promising in supporting roles as a defender and a prosecutor, respectively. In other words, the ensemble is now a true ensemble.

As is typical with Bochco shows, there are plenty of sexy secrets bubbling beneath the surface. And the legal cases, dealing with everything from hate crimes to kiddie porn, make for compelling storytelling. The tantalizing blends of shock and awe, heartbreak and humor are back where they belong.

So if you've been avoiding Raising the Bar because of last season's sour taste, give the second season a second chance. Bochco has earned it.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #25: Diane Holloway salutes ads that outshine the show

June 22, 2009 8:45 AM

Bianculli here: Having a problem finding an entertaining show to watch, even with the help of TV WORTH WATCHING? Oh, well, there are always the ads -- and contributing columnist Diane Holloway hones in on on ad campaign that comes through loud and clear, like a Sonic boom...


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Pete and T.J. create a Sonic boom

By Diane Holloway

If Sonic would post a schedule for the Pete and T.J. commercials, fans like me could enjoy their 30-second chuckles on a regular basis. Think of it as the perfect summer comedy for folks with no time to spare -- or sadly short attention spans. Whatever . . .

While the majority of today's 30-minute sitcoms fail to produce a single laugh, these little snippets of the tater-tot-loving buddies never fail to produce hilarity.

For eight years now, the Second City-trained duo from Chicago have been pushing steak-and-egg burritos and pancakes-on-a-stick while building the kind of popularity rarely seen in commercials. These guys overshadow the Coke bears and the Budweiser Clydesdales. They're simply silly, offbeat and fun.

Even the new generation of TV fans who only watch recorded shows and thus skip the ads will stop for these -- or, even more amazingly, the spots are sought out and enjoyed online. (You can watch a compilation here.) You know those ridiculous drunken-buddy movies people pay big bucks to go see? They pale in comparison to these improvised half-minutes.

The Sonic Guys, as they are widely known, have been around so long you may already know the basics about them, but in case you don't:

Both are rather non-descript thirtysomethings, and they came to the Sonic auditions already friends. Their chemistry is instantly obvious.

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T.J. Jagodowski is the blonde doofus who gets the punchlines; Peter Grosz is the dark-haired straight man. Both are trained actors, writers and improv specialists. T.J. has popped up in guest starring roles on TV series; Pete writes for and occasionally appears on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report. And they appeared together in Will Ferrell's 2006 movie Stranger than Fiction.

Barkley, Sonic's ad agency, concocted the campaign to promote the drive-in chain's distinctive fast-food items, such as corn dogs and the aforementioned breakfast-on-a-stick.

Initially the spots were pure guerrilla theater. The Sonic Guys would drive through a competitor's window and pull some outrageous prank to promote the brand. An early attack found the guys asking an unsuspecting window worker to microwave their popcorn (Sonic doesn't use microwaves). Coconuts were cracked, and parking lots were invaded. It was mayhem.

The undercover spots had a Saturday Night Live feel to them, and thus appealed to hipsters everywhere. But as Pete and T.J. became famous, the pranks had to stop. They were increasingly recognized before they could pull off a stunt. No surprise, no fun.

That's when the ads moved into Pete's car, where the foolishness continues.

T.J. and Pete typically are seen stuffing their faces with whatever they're promoting. Clueless T.J. usually goes off on some tangent, knocking a tater tot out of Pete's hand as he's riffing about basketball, or wondering why Sonic chose to put raspberry and mango in iced tea instead of soda or coffee. Pete usually responds with frustration or amazement at his friend's flights of fancy. (They have sort of a Tommy and Dicky Smothers feel.) Then "smack!" The slapping noise means the ad is over.

The spots are clearly not scripted. You get the feeling the ad agency just tells Pete and T.J. what to hawk, and the improv guys go to it. They've made well over 100 separate spots.

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Recent Sonic spots have also used a man-woman couple and a couple of lady friends, but Pete and T.J. rule. Besides YouTube, their online presence has included a game, maketjdrink, that let fans manipulate the front-seat action. Fans even posted their own versions of the ads on YouTube.

The Sonic Guys make us realize advertising still is an art form -- and that funny is funny no matter what the venue.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #23: Diane Holloway suggests some satisfying summer libations

June 15, 2009 8:00 AM

Bianculli here: One of the most exciting things about having other TV critics share space on this website is opening up whole new arrays of small-screen passion. In fighting off the dog days of TV summer, contributing writer Diane Holloway goes way beyond my usual BEST BETS to recommend enjoyable TV
alternatives on the fringes of the TV dial.

Here she goes...

Try these cures for the summertime blues

By Diane Holloway

Appointment viewing is swell, isn't it? We look forward with anticipation to the new season of Mad Men or the next installment of Dexter.

But there are times when our prime-time hours have no appointments whatsoever. Even the DVR can empty out and leave you lonely. Anyone with extra hours and a splendid high-def TV is faced with a gaping viewing calendar this time of year -- especially on Friday and Saturday nights.

But if you're like me, you probably have a fallback channel or two. Almost any time of the day or night, you can punch in the number and find something worth an hour or two of couch potato (non-)activity.

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I can be perfectly happy with an afternoon marathon of History's Modern Marvels. Everything from bulldozers to the Hoover Dam gets an up-close-and-personal look that's fascinating. I had no idea I was interested in presidential limos until I stumbled upon a recent episode about "presidential movers."

Trust me, the knock on History that it's nothing but wall-to-wall World War II documentaries is totally wrong. Though the channel still boasts lots of historical docs, it's also got Expedition Africa and Extreme Trains.

Unfortunately, like so many formerly high-brow cable channels, History is slapping us in the face with the reality genre. More about that in a sec. But if you suddenly find yourself facing a night of Ice Road Truckers, you can click onto another network.

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Critter lovers can always find pleasure on Animal Planet. Installments of Whale Wars and Blue Planet: Seas of Life can perk up any bored summer viewer. On the lighter side, you can watch doggie makeovers on Underdog to Wonderdog and thrill to a touch of graphic animal violence on Untamed and Uncut. (Grrrrr.)

Back to the sorry state of former high-brow cable nets. Remember when A&E really stood for Arts & Entertainment? People in public television actually worried that A&E, with its British plays, classical music concerts and ballets, might cut into PBS's audience.

Well, that didn't happen, did it? Now A&E is famous for such elite cultural experiences as Dog the Bounty Hunter and Gene Simmons Family Jewels.

Similarly Bravo, which started out with grand schemes to elevate basic cable with live performances and classic fare, now toots its horn for The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Kathy Griffin: Life on the D List. Ick and eeew.

National Geographic Channel still has Explorer, The Dog Whisperer and glorious documentaries on Stonehenge and the mysterious Druids. But NGC is fast becoming famous for its fascination with the decidedly freakish. The Girl With Eight Limbs and China's Elephant Man spring to mind as recent examples.

And unless you've been orbiting Mars lately, you know that The Learning Channel is now TLC and home to the ubiquitous Jon & Kate Plus Ei8ht, along with its fair share of freakish fare such as The Woman With Giant Legs, The World's Tallest Children and The World's Strongest Toddler.

If you're asking yourself what the "learning" value is of Jon & Kate, you know just how far the network has drifted from its original promise.

But there are safe harbors. Visit History or Discovery when a hole opens in your viewing schedule. If all else fails, you can catch endless reruns of Law & Order (the classic original) on TNT and CSI (again, the classic original) on Spike. Just surf to the right wave.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout. She's now sniffing out other possibilities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #22: Diane Holloway is hot for 'Burn Notice'

June 4, 2009 6:01 AM

Bianculli here: USA Network's Burn Notice is one of my favorite shows on cable right now -- and is a hit with enough other viewers to make it one of cable's most popular scripted offerings. It turns out contributing columnist Diane Holloway loves it, too, and welcomes tonight's season premiere by explaining why...

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USA's 'Burn Notice' fires up the summer

By Diane Holloway

Ah, summer. Reruns, tawdry reality shows and, in my corner of the universe (Austin, Texas), relentless heat.

Viewership may be down during New England summers because people prefer to romp outside in the cool night air. But here in the scorching Southwest, where evenings plummet to 80 degrees, we prefer watching TV in air conditioned comfort. I say no-thanks to sweating on the patio with mosquitoes the size of hamsters.

This week brings good news for us summer couch spuds -- the return of the super-cool spy series Burn Notice.

This sly little cable offering, which launches its third season Thursday (9 p.m. ET, USA), has carved a sizable niche for itself thanks to its crisp writing, offbeat characters and sizzling look. Before taking its little hiatus in the spring, the show regularly pulled in more than 7 million viewers each week.

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Like blowing up cars and boats.

Jeffrey Donovan stars as Michael Westen, a former globe-trotting CIA agent whose career was snuffed out for unknown reasons. One minute, he was a big-time spy. The next minute, he got his walking papers (the "burn notice") and became a struggling Miami private eye.

The perfect crime-fighting hero, Westen is hot-looking but self-deprecating, and often just plain bumbling. Women drool over him, but men can admire his action escapades and laugh at his ineptitude.

burn notice sharon gless.jpgBut the real fire in Burn Notice comes from the supporting characters. Besides the sexy gun-toting Fiona (Gabrielle Anwar as Westen's spy partner and frequent romantic tease) and Westen's cigarette-puffing, trashed-out mom (Sharon Gless), there's beer-swilling pal Sam (Bruce Campbell), a washed-up operative who sometimes assists in Westen's capers but mostly provides comic relief.

I fell in love with Campbell when he starred in the short-lived but wildly hilarious western/sci-fi spoof The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. (now a $40 bargain at Amazon). That Fox show only lasted one season in 1992, burn notice bruce campbell.jpgbut Campbell had me with an impromptu back-flip during a potentially dull Los Angeles press conference. He's also the star of countless B-movies, including The Evil Dead and Maniac Cop. You just gotta love him.

The stories on Burn Notice weave together plain old crime sagas with an ongoing mystery about Westen's past spy activities. Spicing things up are the Westen-Fiona flirtations and the sarcastic banter between Westen and Sam.

Those of a certain age will feel a tinge of the disheveled, cynical world of The Rockford Files -- and absolutely none of the over-stylized glitz of CSI: Miami.

If you somehow missed the previous seasons of Burn Notice, don't be a stranger this time around. Pour yourself a cold one, crank down the AC, and enjoy.

(If you'd rather catch up first, the show's first season is out on DVD now, while the second arrives June 16 on both DVD and Blu-ray.)

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout and early retirement. Retirement? More like between jobs. She's still sniffing out possibilities and sifting through freelance opportunities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #20: Diane Holloway's Teeny-Weeny NBA Lament

May 29, 2009 7:00 AM


Bianculli here: Watching the unbelievably suspenseful competition on live TV last night, with all that talent and tension on display, was a thrill -- and I'm not just talking about ABC's National Spelling Bee. But while I've found that watching LeBron James and Kobe Bryant and the others in this year's NBA playoffs has been a joy, contributing columnist Diane Holloway insists it's also been "a challenge." Read on to discover why...

Who ARE those NBA Munchkins?

By Diane Holloway

Watching the NBA conference finals games this year has been a challenge.

First, you have to find them. ABC, ESPN, ESPN2 and TNT have all carried games of the Eastern and Western Conferences. The sports-on-TV section in the newspaper has become my best friend.

Then, if the game happens to be in the Nuggets' home stadium in Denver, you've got to squint to see the action. That's because the cameras are mostly floating somewhere in the tip-top of the arena, shrinking the towering basketball stars to the size of Munchkins. Pretty much the only easy-to-see activity from Denver has been slow-motion replays or boring free-throws. The rest is full-court, mile-away shots of those Munchkins.

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All of which got me thinking: Some sports are spectacular on TV, others not so much. Is it the number of players, the speed of the action, or maybe even the size of the ball that makes one sport TV gold and the other more like rusty tin?

In the course of my life, I've probably watched more sports than prime-time entertainment. I'm a sports junkie. It's a joy and a sickness. When the Olympics are on, I watch everything from downhill skiing and pole-vaulting to curling and ribbon gymnastics. Networks that spend millions and millions of dollars to broadcast the Olympics generally know how to make any sport look spectacular. Proof? Even marathons can be exciting.

So what's the deal with the iffy prospect of some "regular sports"? Commentary can have a huge impact (Charles Barkley has simply ruined NBA half-time shows for me), but since that varies so wildly, we'll skip the talking heads here and concentrate on technical elements.

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Baseball and football have bigger fields and more players per team (nine for baseball, 11 for football), yet TV manages to make those competitions more intimate -- and thus more exciting. We can see clearly the pitcher throw and the batter swing. We can see a quarterback zing the ball into the hands of a receiver, and we can see (and often hear) that receiver get thwacked by defenders.

Some sports, of course, seem custom-made for TV. Tennis and golf, for example, not only tell the story of a sports match but also spend a leisurely amount of time telling the individual stories of the athletes. I've been watching early rounds of the French Open, and I can already tell apart all the Czech and Russian female players. I can't necessarily pronounce their names, but I know a good deal about each of them.

Yes, I know it's considered deeply nerdy to watch golf on TV, but really, I only watch tournaments with Tiger Woods. (It's a Tiger thing, not a golf thing.) Although I do love the beautiful music and the serene green setting . . . Is there anything more gorgeous in all of sports than the opening shots of The Masters?

Swimming, diving, gymnastics, ski jumping and figure skating -- all make for beautiful TV watching. nba lebron james dunk.jpgBreathtaking technology advances have been key, from underwater cameras to "super slo-mo." Viewers are engulfed in those sports.

I'm not giving up on the NBA finals, but I sure wish we could see round-ball action on TV with the same precision and intimacy as other sports. When you can't pick out someone as big and obvious as LeBron James in a fast break, there's something terribly wrong.

[So you don't have to befriend your local TV listings right away, the weekend's scheduled games are as follows: Game 6 of the Lakers-Nuggets contest, 9 p.m. ET Friday on ESPN; Game 6 of Magic-Cavaliers, Saturday at 8:30 p.m. on TNT; and, if necessary, Game 7 of Nuggets-Lakers at 8:30 p.m. on ABC.--David B.]

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout and early retirement. Retirement? More like between jobs. She's still sniffing out possibilities and sifting through freelance opportunities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #17: Diane Holloway Observes Season Cliffhangers and Asks: Who Cares?

May 20, 2009 10:52 AM


Bianculli here: TV has served up some strong season-ending finales this month -- Lost, 24, Grey's Anatomy, Fringe, Friday Night Lights, Dollhouse, Bones and House, just to name a few. It's become an annual TV tradition, but TV WORTH WATCHING contributor Diane Holloway asks if it's a tradition whose time has passed.

"I wonder," she writes, "just how effective cliffhanger episodes have become now that audiences are splintered, fewers episodes air, and the time between seasons pretty much erases our memory of what came in May." Click to read her full column, and to answer her query at the end...

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Who Cares About TV Cliffhangers? No, Really, I'm Asking: Who Cares?

By Diane Holloway

Suspense is a beautiful thing, isn't it? Don't we all love perching on the edge of our sofas and wondering what the heck is coming next?

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I realized about halfway through this week's 24 season-ender that I had dug my fingernails into our prized leather sofa. The dog actually growled at me once, because I think I dug into him briefly, too.

But I wonder just how effective cliffhanger episodes have become now that audiences are splintered, fewers episodes air, and the time between seasons pretty much erases our memory of what came in May.

This is not to say some of these recent episodes haven't been terrific. They have. I just question their effectiveness in maintaining a heightened state of anticipation from May until September -- or in some cases October, or even January of the following year.

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People who are devoted fans of Grey's Anatomy likely would be planning their fall premiere parties even if we hadn't been left with the sad prospect of either Izzie or George dying.

But I admit this was a particularly juicy twist on the long-standing rumor that Izzie would turn toes up in the finale, because Katherine Heigl has a burgeoning movie career and wanted to leave the show.

Forgotten or overlooked were the quieter rumblings that T.R. Knight longed to return to Broadway, hence the shock of George turning out to be the mangled John Doe run over by a bus.

And the "afterlife" teaser, in which Izzie and George encountered each other at the elevator: Izzie in her prom dress from before, George in his military uniform from... Later? Never?

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Will we wonder all summer who lives and who dies on Grey's? Doubtful. Word likely will leak out about contract negotiations, as in who signed on and who didn't. But even if the secret remains a secret, what then?

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The cliffhanger just doesn't stir up the same passion as it did when Dallas whipped up a worldwide frenzy with the "Who shot J.R.?" episode. We have more choices now, and summer is no longer the TV wasteland it once was.

Cable has given us shows to watch during the long, hot months, and even broadcast TV serves fresh fare, at least to those who enjoy watching women beg for love (The Bachelorette and The Bachelor) or unfortunate folks flopping off big red balls (Wipeout).

Nobody is going to talk about a cliffhanger all summer. It's just not going to happen. So maybe it would be better to stir up suspense and provide a satisfying conclusion in the same fabulous season-ending episode.

Is Eric dead on CSI: Miami? Probably not, so it would have been more entertaining to leave him bleeding and yelling at Callie for shooting him.

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Do you really care whether Mike married Katherine or Susan on Desperate Housewives? Nah, but ending the season with a big silly wedding could have been tons of fun.

Cliffhangers may be a dying tradition, but apparently they aren't dead yet. Some show creators are still trying to squeeze extra ratings out of them. What do you think? Are you desperate to find out who tied the knot on Desperate Housewives? Have you started your office pool on the Izzie-or-George mystery?

Whatever your opinions, we promise to reveal them before September.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout and early retirement. Retirement? More like between jobs. She's still sniffing out possibilities and sifting through freelance opportunities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #16: Diane Holloway Salutes Michael J. Fox's Fierce, Fiery Stint on FX's "Rescue Me"

May 14, 2009 10:24 PM


Bianculli here: Michael J. Fox just completed a fabulous guest stint on FX's Rescue Me. New TVWW contributor (but veteran TV critic) Diane Holloway loved what she saw -- and wants more. Here's a taste of her reaction:

"It has been the most unsympathetic portrayal of a handicapped person I've ever seen. And coming from the boyish-looking Fox, whose incredible spirit in his battle with Parkinson's has endeared him to millions, it's been breathtaking."

For her full column, read on.

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Acting Crazy Like a Fox -- Brilliantly

By Diane Holloway

How do you turn a lovable actor best-known for playing lovable, squeaky-clean preppies into a thoroughly unlikable wretch?

The answer lies somewhere between the remarkable talent of Michael J. Fox and the brilliant writers of FX's Rescue Me. If you've been watching the fifth season of Denis Leary's scorching fireman drama, you know what I'm talking about.

Fox's Emmy-worthy performance has been bold and stunning. It has also been, at times, hilarious and downright ugly.

Fox recently wrapped up a scheduled five-episode run as Dwight, the handicapped, alcoholic and drug-addicted boyfriend of Tommy's ex-wife Janet. But since the series is scheduled to run through most of the summer, there's a chance he could return. Fingers crossed.

In the role of Tommy's latest annoyance, Fox used his own twitches and slurs, brought on by his long bout with Parkinson's disease, to devastating effect.

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When Tommy first discovered Janet had a new live-in guy, he didn't know the beer-swilling Dwight was wheelchair-bound, and challenged him to a fight. Dwight eagerly accepted, swinging his fist from the couch while Janet brought him his wheelchair. A shocked Tommy tried to back off when he saw the chair, but Dwight was having none of it.

The best Bad Dwight scene of the season found Tommy on a reluctant outing with his ex's aggressively grumpy lover. Popping pills and downing entire cans of beer in a single gulp, Dwight drove his car through the streets of New York like a certifiable madman, spewing foul language and bragging about the non-handicapped status of his wildly active (yet unpredictable) sex life with Janet.

It has been the most unsympathetic portrayal of a handicapped person I've ever seen. And coming from the boyish-looking Fox, whose incredible spirit in his battle with Parkinson's has endeared him to millions, it's been breathtaking.

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Most of us know Fox, now 47, from his youthful days on TV's Family Ties (1982-89) and Spin City (1996-2001). Or maybe from his subsequent movies, such as Back to the Future. Or his many public appearances on behalf of charities related to Parkinson's. He was diagnosed in 1991, at the ridiculously young age of 30, but kept his condition secret for seven years.

Only days after the final (only for now, we hope) Dwight episode, Fox's inspirational ABC special Adventures of an Incredible Optimist aired, no doubt only deepening viewers' love affair with the actor. The special was prompted by the release of Fox's second memoir, Always Looking Up, which follows an earlier memoir, Lucky Man. The guy is indomitable.

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So here is real-life Fox, lighting up our lives with genuine humor and bravery, relishing the love of his wife, Tracy Pollan, and their children, as he battles this debilitating disease. At the same time, here is actor Fox, yelling nasty stuff at the famously nasty Leary in a near-epic showdown of crude characters. Dwight made Tommy look almost gentle!

Good actors are supposed to be able to twist expectations and surprise the audience. Maybe we've always underestimated Fox's talent. We've definitely underestimated his bravery.

FX has already renewed Rescue Me for a sixth season. Let's hope we see Dwight again this season, and that he becomes a recurring character.

It's too good to end now.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout and early retirement. Retirement? More like between jobs. She's still sniffing out possibilities and sifting through freelance opportunities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #14: Diane Holloway on Leno at 10, Now That It's "Officially" Official

May 5, 2009 9:46 AM


Bianculli here: With NBC unveiling much of its fall 2009-10 prime-time lineup yesterday, our newest veteran TV columnist, Diane Holloway, confronts the reality of Jay Leno's new talk show occupying the 10 p.m. ET slot each weekday -- and likes it even less than when it was first announced.

"Seeing Leno stretched across the lineup, five days in a row," she writes, "just seems wrong."

Read on for her full story, and to weigh in yourself on whether you expect, come fall, to vote Leno, or Leno no!...

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Come Fall, Will You Vote Leno, Or Leno No?

By Diane Holloway

Jay Leno ends his reign on The Tonight Show on May 29, but come September we'll be able to see more of the chin-jutting comedian than many of us will want to stomach.

NBC, as you may have heard on this site or elsewhere months ago, is turning over its last hour of prime time (10 p.m. ET) every single weekday to Leno. The late-night talk show becomes a nightly prime-time talk show, complete with silly sketches and a slew of Hollywood celebrities.

The reality of this Leno overkill sinks in now that NBC released its new fall schedule yesterday. Seeing Leno stretched across the lineup, five days in a row, just seems wrong. His jokes aren't funny; his interviews are fawning.

Conan O'Brien, who assumes The Tonight Show in June, hasn't complained publicly about this deal, but it's highly likely that he isn't thrilled. If Leno is booking all the big actors for prime time, what does that leave for O'Brien in late night?

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NBC undoubtedly sees the odd programming move as a cost-saving venture. A talk show, even if Leno really is pulling in the $30 million annual salary reported in various publications, is cheap compared with the larger cost of an ensemble drama. Plus, Leno will deliver almost a full year of rerun-free fresh episodes.

The network also believes that the aging baby boomers who have kept Leno afloat all these years are getting too old for late-night TV and will welcome the chance to watch him earlier and then hit the sack.

Nevertheless, doesn't this move just scream "desperation" to you? It does to me. NBC has been dubbed creatively bankrupt before, and ditching the whole concept of scripted drama in the late prime, when more viewers are available than the previous two hours, seconds that emotion.

What do you think? Will you watch the new prime-time Leno?

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout and early retirement. Retirement? More like between jobs. She's still sniffing out possibilities and sifting through freelance opportunities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

GUEST BLOG #13: Diane Holloway Views 'Southland' Via 'Hill Street Blues'

April 30, 2009 7:00 AM


Bianculli here: I couldn't be more thrilled. Today TV WORTH WATCHING welcomes its latest contributor, another veteran TV reporter/critic coming here to play. (A few more, we'll have enough to field a softball team.)

Our newest all-star team member is Diane Holloway, who served, in stellar fashion, as the nationally respected TV critic for the Austin American Statesman in Texas -- for 30 years. Like me, she's a founding member of the Television Critics Association. And like me, she's got plenty of opinions -- as in her inaugural TVWW column, which compares NBC's current Southland (tonight at 10 ET) to the new DVD release of season two of an NBC cop show from another era, Hill Street Blues.

Read on -- and welcome our newest Diane to the fold...


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Southland -- Hill Street Blues on fast-forward?

By Diane Holloway

TV-loving baby boomers (that would be me) will recall the arrival of Hill Street Blues in 1981. It was gripping, shocking and brilliant.

We assumed, at least those of us who had never worked in law enforcement, that it was probably realistic, too.

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That was before The Wire and The Shield showed us just how excruciatingly real TV could be -- from the gruesome violence to the filthy mouths. We were such innocents back in the Hill Street era.

But Hill Street was a game-changer in its day. No doubt about it, and most of today's dramas owe a lot to Steven Bochco's boys (and girls) in blue.

Southland, NBC's new cop drama, recently slipped into the appointment slot ER had long held on Thursday nights. Both shows spring from the creative mind of John Wells, so it makes symmetrical sense that gritty police action should take over where life-and-death medical drama once lived.

With its fast-paced storytelling, large cast of cleverly-crafted characters, gritty look and tsunami of bleeped-out four-letter words, Southland may remind some viewers of The Shield, the late-great FX drama that reveled in raw language and didn't have to bleep it.

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Hints of dark secrets and trauma permeate the cops on Southland, especially showcased partners John Cooper (Michael Cudlitz) and rookie Ben Sherman (Ben McKenzie). Hard-nosed vet Cooper has already let it spill that his father is in jail, and Ben has revealed that despite his privileged upbringing, he witnessed stunning violence in his home when he was younger.

Hill Street fans will recall gasping when we learned secrets about the characters on that show. Gasp! Frank Furillo was an alcoholic and (gasp-gasp!) was romantically involved with attorney Joyce Davenport.

Secrets and surprises -- we love 'em!

I was a huge fan of Hill Street. Never missed an episode. And I was predisposed to like Southland for two reasons: John Wells is genius, and young Ben McKenzie is a fine young actor from Austin whom I've come to believe has serious potential. Southland just might do for him what ER did for George Clooney.

About a week after Southland debuted, I was at loose ends and popped in Hill Street's second-season DVD. Wow! I did NOT expect to see such a difference. Based on my memory, I thought the two shows would be kissin' cousins.

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The biggest difference was pace. Hill Street may have been fast-paced for its day, but it is s-l-o-o-o-o-w compared with today's shows. Characters such as Howard Hunter and Phil Esterhaus engaged in meandering philosophical conversations that lasted close to 10 minutes. They were smart and amusing chats (often about manhood and Grace Gardner). Today, 10 minutes is about the entire length of storytelling time between commercials.

Commercials. An hour-long drama gave up only 10 to 12 minutes of ad time back then. Today, we're lucky to get 42 minutes of real story time in an hour-long show.

That little economic reality has a major impact on a show's pace. Hill Street plays out in languid fashion, regardless of all the action; Southland rushes along with quick scenes and jerky storytelling.

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Oddly enough, both the old and the new pacing can be effective -- and enjoyable. But watching an episode of Southland (online at NBC's show page) followed by an episode of Hill Street (streaming at Hulu) definitely requires shifting to a slower gear.

It's a good thing I didn't try this comparison of the old and the new with 24. I might have wound up screaming at Furillo to pick up the pace! As we say in Texas, slow down and enjoy the ride.

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Diane Holloway was the TV critic for the Austin American Statesman for 30 years, until the downturn in the newspaper business prompted her to take a buyout and early retirement. Retirement? More like between jobs. She's still sniffing out possibilities and sifting through freelance opportunities. Before newspapers, she worked in Washington for the Library of Congress, the American Film Institute and the National Endowment for the Arts. Maybe something entirely different is next. Or not.

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After three decades as the TV critic for the Austin American-Statesman, Diane has returned to her first love, politics. She is the staff writer for the Travis County Democrats and new media maven for Central Texas politics. But her love for TV has not faded, and she is embarrassed to say she still watches more than she reads. In her spare time, she works with homeless Texans and complains about the heat.

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